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 Post Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 5:14 pm 
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I would survive about 30 seconds in the Sluggiverse, I abhor violence, swords worry me, and the only demons whose existence I acknowledge are to be found in the heads of men. But I am finding Sluggy entertaining and I come here to find out what kind of people share this view. It already seems some of them know Anglo-Saxon and are up on early modern English, so I am probably underqualified. But, salutations to you all and I beseech ye,moderators, of your charitie that you admit this humble clerk to the realms of your fraternitie (and sororitie, it meseemeth, in these latter days).

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 Post Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2021 1:18 pm 
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I'm not a moderator, but I bid thee welcome!

*hands Hard Rain a mytery box with a random prize inside*

It's not a requirement anymore, I think, but I miss the old days when new arrivals gave a haiku. You wouldn't happen to have one handy, would you?

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 Post Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2021 5:06 pm 
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Hail fellow well met!

Thom is quite right. The rules of this realm dictate that er younglings render original poetry of any sort lest they BE PESTERED!

Well, the pestering is the rule not the poetry per se. Or summat like that. Forsooth I must away! (Should ye decide to render thy poem to us, gifts shall be given)

(PESTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)

POOF!
*Returns to Relative Obscurity*

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 Post Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2021 2:44 pm 
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In spring and autumn
Underneath the cherry tree
My dog is watchful.

In spring I learnt Zen
In summer I applied it
Now I read Sluggy.

Who will decipher
My Internet writings when
Dog and I are gone?

Yet I imagine
In future unknowable
Someone reads Sluggy.

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 Post Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2021 4:40 pm 
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HUzzah! Huzzah! A poem!

Here, take this (empty) medieval scabbard!

POOF!
*Returns to Relative Obscurity*

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 Post Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 3:32 pm 
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Huzzah and thrice huzzah!

I bestow upon thee this bag of holding.

It holds about 1 cubic foot. Sorry, it's not magical. :(

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 Post Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:18 pm 
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My word, poetry. And in response to a classical pestering. Well, then please accept this tome of forgotten lore; carefully written in lost languages and forgotten scripts. I'm certain it will be helpful in day to day life.

Oh, and welcome aboard. Have a complimentary cocktail or two; they're really good at reaffirming your sartorial choices.

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