A challenge.

Spammers have gotten more and more creative, and more melodic, in their attempts to get past spam blockers. This provides us an opportunity to use this flotsam of the interwebs to create the artform known as Spam Poetry! Info on the artform here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Found_poetry

Your mission is to create a poem, using lines taken from spam emails.
(but remember, this is a pg-13 board. the general rule is don't use words that Pete wouldn't use in the comic)