...with trees
...in the woods
...for weeks without seeing a woman

Politicians do it...

...with a poll
...with the majority
...in a booth
...on a bus
...in an office
...in open and closed chambers
...with cigars (sorry, had to relive that one...I appologize)

Zoologists do it...

...with multitudes of different species
...in the wilderness

Fangirls do it...

...in costume.

Lindesfarne Dewclaw does it...

...curled up in a ball.

('cause she's a hedgehog 'n' all)


M.C. Escher did it...

...to confuse people
...in impossible ways
...with oil on canvas
...and called it art

Wizards do it...

...with pointy hats
...and really long staffs
...with Magic cards

Catgirls do it...

....with press-on claws

germans do it...

...with umlauts!
...very precisely.
...with sauerkraut and bratwurst.


Mothra does it...

...on film...with bad dubbing...and ludicrous sounds effects... and a cheesey soundtrack.

Horribus does it...

...to Torg
...with obsessive stalking
...at the bottom of that big 'ol pit.
Bert does it...

With his crotch... (that was too easy :p)

Penguins do it...

... dressed to the nines
... on a glacier
... in a blizzard

... on the unshielded decks of the Heart of Gold

Sci-Fi authors do it...

...to create the three laws
...to invade worlds
...to get money

Homer Simpson does it...

With a donut

Jack Bauer does it...