OOG: Ok I believe this is my first published filk on sluggy.net (although I've attempted several over the years) so please be gentle. I mean, rhyming bookerdash with aquarius? Really? Anyway, This is a rather obvious choice, but I am woefully unfamiliar with the works of Gilbert and Sullivan. (I don't think I've ever seen one of their operas. I haven't even read Booty Pirates of SLUGzance. For shame!)
On a technical note I'm open to suggestions about replacing "mistress" with something that isn't gendered or master even if Inspy preferred that.
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Squeakymewmew emerges from the crowd of random sluggites, and walks to Down Center stage, while Inspy moves to Down Right. The random sluggites remain standing at Right Center and Left Center.SQUEAKYMEWMEW: Inspy is the very model of a modern sluggy moderator
Sluggites all agree that ke's a very smooth operator
Ke's talented at filk, puns, poetry and bookerdash
Ke's in Padlock of DOOM and even surpassed Llefser's
AquariusThough banned themes make ker quake and shake in real life
Ke'll execute a dst bunny with not lot of pain and strife.
Or is that thread possibly a reference to my under pants?
Kitoba, If you want old school style you should watch ker quote SLUGzance!
RANDOM SLUGGITES: Ke's mistress of all things literary
And ke'll quaff a varnish bloody mary
Just don't let ker in your closet,
For ke's the very model of a modern sluggy moderator!
Squeakymewmew returns to the crowd at the side, and an unnamed sluggite takes ker place.UNNAMED SLUGGITE: Ke is a connoisseur of TheNewAuk's old WGARS rants
'Tis a mod's duty to read every thread though so it's not by chance.
Even other mods bow down because ke is S. C. Staff
Her famous love of feet of course is ker one big gaffe.
There is no denying that ke's quite a pal
Though I must point out that ke's married to that David L.
Yes it's true that we all hold ker in high regard
Kullervo, I'd be willing to bet she's even read ker Kirkegaard.
RS: Ke's mistress of all things literary
And ke'll quaff a varnish bloody mary
Just don't let ker in your closet,
For ke's the very model of a modern sluggy moderator!