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Steavie
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Post Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 3:32 am |
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Joined: Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:54 am
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Location: Australia
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*brushing my hair into a bad part donning a pair of think rimmed glasses and limping over to FH while pulling my pants a few inches higher*
Why hello sir who I have never met before. I am a weak gangly nerd with less confidence than muscle tone. How can your tonic help me?
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Funky Honky
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Post Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:04 am |
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Joined: Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:50 pm
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Website: http://www.youtube.com/user/FunkyHonkyCDXX
AOL: da drumber
Location: Probably drunk somewhere. Likely in Northern Virginia or somewhere nearby.
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What will it do? WHAT WILL IT DO?!? The question, sir, is what WON'T it do! Why you see that ball that's ::ducks:: been flying around that everyone seems to want? Odd rituals you have around here Why you'll be able to rope it in with the sheer power of your thoughts! Please sir, do try a sample.
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Steavie
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Post Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:44 pm |
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I don't mind if I do. I'll just "take a sip" and ...
*the air around Steave blurs and for a moment it looks like there are two of him. One the gangly nerd, the other a giant Adonis of a man. The blurred effect fades and only the ripped athletic Steave remains. He speaks an a loin throbingly deep bass.*
Why I feel fantastic! I feel like I could take on the world!
*He leaps into the air and grabs the Calvinball. Spinning as he drifts gracefully to the ground, he hurls the Calvinball at red hot velocity into the nearest goal.*
Wow! Just one sip did all that! oh gods my lips are numb. You owe me for that Funky. Thank all I didn't let any of the foul stuff inside my mouth.
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