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Kajin
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Post Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:08 am |
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A giant ball of fire is hurtling towards your head at mach speeds! What do you do?!
Note: People have been complaining about the distinct lack of random silliness in WGaRS lately. So I'm being random and silly. Chime in with responses of a silly nature as you deem necessary.
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Steavie
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Post Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:40 am |
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The answer is Duck!
Of course it has to be a fire resistant godless abomination of a Duck.
Which breeds at an alarming rate pushing the native wildlife (humans included) from its habitat.
What do you do?
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Kajin
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Post Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:03 am |
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The answer is Triangle!
A Manly Triangle that sings folk songs in a pleasing baritone!
Due to over exposure to folk music, the Ducks are now far too inbred for the purposes of mating, solving the population problems.
But now all the radio stations are filled to bursting with Hill Billy Banjo Music!
What do you do?
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balthazar
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Post Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:45 am |
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Get into as large a high speed chase as possible as often as possible and make sure to turn the radio up as loud as it can go with the windows rolled down.
But now everyone is driving about in high speed chases all the time.
What do you do?
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hexnut
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Post Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:29 pm |
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Blorp! Squonk! FrumpLe!!
Narfnarfnarfnarf.
I'm sorry, what was the question?
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hexnut
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Post Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:38 pm |
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balthazar wrote: Get into as large a high speed chase as possible as often as possible and make sure to turn the radio up as loud as it can go with the windows rolled down.
But now everyone is driving about in high speed chases all the time.
What do you do? Actually, I'd recommend a crate Hemi w/ Paxton, full cage, 80 gallon fuel cell, '09 chrysler 300 rear transaxle w/upper & lower control arms, Eibach springs, Tokiko adjustables and although I'm not crazy about the weight, ya might wanna go w/ the armored glass and door panels. Axial-mounted mini-gun might come in handy, too...
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The Malkavian
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Post Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:36 pm |
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Use my catapult to launch my fortress turtle at the floating ring, causing the fireball to crash down on all the monsters beneath it, winning me the game!
Either that or grab my asbestos underpants.
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Zillatain
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Post Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 10:46 pm |
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You're wearing your asbestos underpants on your head?
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Ross_Varn
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Post Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:07 pm |
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Astebos underpants! The only solution to nuclear attack!
The solution? Obviously a hairtrigger fire-suppression system mounted to my jeep. Of course, the suppression system involves chucking a large herd of fireproof-ninja-KITTENS at the fireball.
What do YOU do?
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Kajin
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Post Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:15 pm |
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What would I do? That's obvious. I'll rip off all my clothing, put on my favorite leather loin cloth, use my belt to tie my pants to my head, grab my broadsword, and go out to slay the Jabberwocky.
Don't know what I'm going to do about the fireball, though. Make smores?
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Funky Honky
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AOL: da drumber
Location: Probably drunk somewhere. Likely in Northern Virginia or somewhere nearby.
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Sigh...
S. CROSS!
There, now you can see what frozen fire looks like. If you need me I'll take my place back in my gun emplacement.
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Kajin
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Post Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 1:24 am |
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You froze the fire. And my smores. Great. Now what am I going to use to rot my teeth out?
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Funky Honky
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Post Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 1:43 am |
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AOL: da drumber
Location: Probably drunk somewhere. Likely in Northern Virginia or somewhere nearby.
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Loading cannon with Dew.
Target locked.
FIRE.
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Ross_Varn
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INTERCEPTION
I am now on the ground in a Dew-induced stupor. Someone should probably watch out for the ninja KITTENS. I think they found the catnip.
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Kajin
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Post Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 2:18 pm |
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All hands to battle stations! I repeat, All hands to battle stations! This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill! The Pillar of Autumn from Halo appears in the sky with Kajin sitting in the commander's chair.
"Funky Honky fired a Dew Cannon at us! It seems only fair to return fire. Load the MAC Cannon with Coca Cola. Ready? Fire!"
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