Forum    Search    FAQ

Board index » Chat Forums » Word Games and Random Silliness




Post new topic  Reply to topic  [ 33 posts ] 
 
Author Message
 Post subject: Headlines
 Post Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 10:39 am 
User avatar
Offline
Joined: Mon Sep 23, 2002 12:00 am
Posts: 2699
Website: http://kitoba.com
Location: Televising the revolution
KITOBA MAKES DESPARATE ATTEMPT TO REVIVE WGARS USING OLD CLASSIC
Misspells 'desperate' in his desperation.

Top 
   
 Post subject: Re: Headlines
 Post Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:46 pm 
Moderator of DOOM!
Moderator of DOOM!
User avatar
Offline
Joined: Wed Dec 10, 2003 12:00 am
Posts: 3600
Website: http://reviewingwhatever.blogspot.com/
AOL: PlatonicBathos
Location: Beta the Greyhound, 1999-2009
Pun demon seeks truth behind Kitoba misspelling
Disparate claims lead to confusion for investigators.

Top 
   
 Post subject: Re: Headlines
 Post Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:23 pm 
Moderator of DOOM!
Moderator of DOOM!
User avatar
Offline
Joined: Fri May 23, 2003 12:00 am
Posts: 6794
AOL: gregnier
Location: Do not taunt Happy Fun Mod.
Twitter: BaronJayne
Tragedy in WGARS investigation!
Investigators found PUNted to death. Police wary of continuing investigation.

Top 
   
 Post subject: Re: Headlines
 Post Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:56 pm 
User avatar
Offline
Joined: Mon Feb 24, 2003 12:00 am
Posts: 1836
Location: aboard the Fool's Folly
WGARS WARBLERS WIN!
POOP Paparazzi Defeated After Final PUNt!

Related News: Pun Demon Mafia Accused Of Fixing Game.

Top 
   
 Post subject: Re: Headlines
 Post Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 4:14 pm 
User avatar
Offline
Joined: Mon Sep 23, 2002 12:00 am
Posts: 2699
Website: http://kitoba.com
Location: Televising the revolution
MOB ADMITS FIXING GAME
"It was broken, now it's not. Bada boom, bada bing!"

Top 
   
 Post subject: Re: Headlines
 Post Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:56 pm 
Gatekeeper of Niftiness
User avatar
Offline
Joined: Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:54 am
Posts: 5115
Location: Australia
KITOBA'S CONTINUED MISSPELLING LEADS TO MASS FALSE ARRESTS
"Apparently a Mod admitted to fixing the game."[/quote]

Top 
   
 Post subject: Re: Headlines
 Post Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:06 pm 
Member of the Fraternal Order of the Emergency Pants
User avatar
Offline
Joined: Mon Feb 18, 2002 12:00 am
Posts: 3167
AOL: drachefly
Location: Philadelphia, PA
FALSE ARREST MADE IN FALSE ARREST CASE
Arrested mod "wasn't even on duty at the time", says admin.

Top 
   
 Post subject: Re: Headlines
 Post Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:00 pm 
Admin of Slight Inconvenience
User avatar
Online
Joined: Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:07 pm
Posts: 6067
Location: Someplace other than where I am.
NOTORIOUS MOD IS SET FREE
The lone witness's apparent suicide leaves prosecution's whole case without a leg to stand on.

Top 
   
 Post subject: Re: Headlines
 Post Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:16 pm 
User avatar
Offline
Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:57 pm
Posts: 4102
Location: Currently on expedition.
Panic in streets as notorious Mod is spotted!
"It was just standing there, whistling. At least I think it was whistling." Claims innocent bystander after heavy sedation.

Top 
   
 Post subject: Re: Headlines
 Post Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:04 am 
Admin of Slight Inconvenience
User avatar
Online
Joined: Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:07 pm
Posts: 6067
Location: Someplace other than where I am.
Gov't denies existence of No-Mod
"It was just swamp gas blowing over a weather-balloon. Nothing more." An unnamed government official, officially stated.

Top 
   
 Post subject: Re: Headlines
 Post Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:23 am 
User avatar
Offline
Joined: Mon Feb 24, 2003 12:00 am
Posts: 1836
Location: aboard the Fool's Folly
Hurricane No-Mod Devastates Swamps
Government steps in, does absolutely nothing!

Top 
   
 Post subject: Re: Headlines
 Post Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:22 am 
Offline
Joined: Wed May 13, 2009 2:42 am
Posts: 1959
ICQ: 8854007
Yahoo Messenger: jorodryn
Location: Well since the universe expands infinitely in all directions, The center of the universe.
Mispelling wurds bye mods at an awl thyme hi
Thu nashunal orginizayshun uv phorum moderaters duz not lyst prahper spelleeng az a rekwiermint for emploimint, sparcs deebait.

Top 
   
 Post subject: Re: Headlines
 Post Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:08 pm 
Moderator of DOOM!
Moderator of DOOM!
User avatar
Offline
Joined: Wed Dec 10, 2003 12:00 am
Posts: 3600
Website: http://reviewingwhatever.blogspot.com/
AOL: PlatonicBathos
Location: Beta the Greyhound, 1999-2009
There were not any mod edits in the previous headline.
Nope, none.

Top 
   
 Post subject: Re: Headlines
 Post Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:39 pm 
User avatar
Offline
Joined: Sun May 09, 2010 1:10 am
Posts: 1498
Location: The Gates of Hell, Planet Char, Koprulu Sector
Lack of Action on Part of Mods Drives Stocks Down

Due to inaction on the part of the mods to resolve the spelling situation, investors are pulling support.

Top 
   
 Post subject: Re: Headlines
 Post Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:40 pm 
User avatar
Offline
Joined: Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:11 pm
Posts: 395
Location: in a secret base on the far side of the moon, hiding under a blanket.
Sluggite Zone declares bankruptcy

Nifty defenders demand devolvement of their "dinero".

Top 
   
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
 
Post new topic  Reply to topic  [ 33 posts ] 

Board index » Chat Forums » Word Games and Random Silliness


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

 
 

 
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to: