Hey, tell me what song you're parodying (I don't recognize it offhand) and whether it's full or shortened and I'll give you points for it!

And you're also entitled to suggest a topic.

Edit: Oh, of course! I should have recognized it--I loved that movie when younger; it's been a while, though. Okay: 13 points, 10 for a full length song and 2 character refs. Make that 3--Satan is a Sluggy character, too.

Its Oo-da-lolly from Disney's Robin Hood, the one with all the characters played by animals. Thats the whole thing, its a short song.

I'd still like a song about Torgs Black Heart.

Black heart of Torg (eye of the Tiger)

REAKK: Risin' up, made it to earth,
Not much time, gotta get him.
Since I have to find him and catch him now
He's just a man, and he will not survive

So many times, we've wanted new souls.
Lord Horribus says "go get him"
It's my job now to get him and fast,
I will fight, but how is he still alive?

Cause I have the black heart of Torg
right here in my hand
And yet hes still standing before me,
He is the one survivor
from the Dimension of Pain
So we're watching and now i must take.....
Torg's black heart......

Face to face, I didn't recognize him.
Due to Riff's hair growth smoke cloud.
But now i chase him, for hes taken to the street,
so I'll kill, just so I will survive....

Yet the black heart of Torg
in my hand tastes quite sweet
but he hasn't fallen before me
and i took his head off and a new one has grown
So i gave him my money and raaaaaaan
for my life.....

Was rising up, straight to the top.
had the guts, want the glory
Now I have to explain to the others
he was a man, with the will to survive.

But the others dont believe me
for Psyk says he never heard
of a human who could live heartless
Mosp and Osp laugh at me, and the lord, he is mad,
but i still knew that i took the blaaaaack
Heart of Torg.


Whew! Ok, next topic. ANYTHING Punyverse

OK...I'd been working on one since I saw the prompt, along the same lines. I just never got the chance to finish it. I'm posting it. Grade it or don't.

That Which Redeems

Not so long ago,
I can still remember,
How Lord Horb made Alt-Bun-Bun cry.
And I thought if I had the chance,
I could make the people dance,
Cause the demons would be gone a little while.

But Fred and Alt-Gwynn made me shiver
Healed every slicing I delivered.
Bad news on the mountain blood was flowing like a fountain.
I can't remember if I cried
When I learned that she had been his bride.
But something crushed me deep inside,
The day Alt-Zoe died.

And I was singing,
Bye, bye, Miss Sluggite Pie,
Sailed my boat through the sewers
And I somehow stayed dry.
Now here I sit, drinking whiskey and rye,
Thinking 'It should have been me who had died.
It should have been me who had died.'

Aw, are you one with Rothar-Neice?
Do you want to keep the peace
Because the UN tells you so?
And can Psyk conquer the world real slow?
Well, I know that Horb's obsessed with me,
Sent a demon every Halloween.
So I just picked up my sword
(He talks like he's real bored)!
I was a brooding anti-hero soon,
Didn't want to fight the doom.
The EU showed up and things went boom,
The day Alt-Zoe died.

And I was singing,
Bye, bye, Miss Sluggite Pie,
Sailed my boat through the sewers
And I somehow stayed dry.
Now here I sit, drinking whiskey and rye,
Thinking 'It should have been me who had died.
It should have been me who had died.'

I've come back, I'm still on my own,
Since she was killed by a flying stone,
But that's not how it used to be.
A jester who played at being King,
So he wouldn't get killed by 'Ming.'
And for the love of Lady Valerie...

And while things were looking down,
Pete earned his Evil Cartoonist crown!
The comic was adjourned!
The cliffie did not return!
And while Sham-Psyk read a cooking book,
Riff and Zoe for me tried to look,
But Leo ran into the dark
The day Alt-Zoe died.

And I was singing,
Bye, bye, Miss Sluggite Pie,
Sailed my boat through the sewers
And I somehow stayed dry.
Now here I sit, drinking whiskey and rye,
Thinking 'It should have been me who had died.
It should have been me who had died.'

Helter skelter in a hellish swelter,
Mosp was killed to get us shelter.
Mountain's eight mile's high,
We're climbing fast!
The rubble lands with a giant crash,
Lord Horb tried for a forward pass,
With Jerk-Torg in the castle in a bag...

Lameverse air was sweet perfume,
Canada played a marching tune.
Reakk got up to fight,
But he never got to bite.
Horribus tried to start a fray,
But I simply refused to play.
He never got a chance to pray,
The day Alt-Zoe died.

And I was singing,
Bye, bye, Miss Sluggite Pie,
Sailed my boat through the sewers
And I somehow stayed dry.
Now here I sit, drinking whiskey and rye,
Thinking 'It should have been me who had died.
It should have been me who had died.'

Then two Torgs were in one place,
In the Demon King's castle place,
With no way left to start again...
So Chaz be nimble, Chaz be quick,
Jerk Torg fire those magic sticks!
Cause the Goddess is our only friend...

And as I listened to his tale,
I clenched my hands till they turned pale
Neither heaven nor hell,
Could change the doom Alt-Riff had spelled,
And as her soul climbed high into the night,
Too like a sacrificial rite,
I heard Psykosis laughing with delight,
The day Alt-Zoe died.

And I was singing,
Bye, bye, Miss Sluggite Pie,
Sailed my boat through the sewers
And I somehow stayed dry.
Now here I sit, drinking whiskey and rye,
Thinking 'It should have been me who had died.
It should have been me who had died.'

I met a girl of magic hues,
And I asked her for some happy news.
She gave me cards and turned away.
I went down to where her body lies,
And there I made my last goodbyes.
Then the goddess sent me home that very day.

And in Kesandru house I could have screamed,
Seeing Zoe felt like a dream
And not a word was spoken,
My very will was broken.
And the woman I adore the most,
Whose doppleganger now is toast,
She just took the last train for the coast,
It's like my Zoe died.

And I'm singing,
Bye, bye, Miss Sluggite Pie,
Saved the world from Evil,
But inside I've died,
And here I si, drinking whiskey and rye,
Thinking 'Could my Zoe also die?
Could my Zoe also die?'

And if I'm allowed to suggest a topic...Aylee's transformations

*wild applause*

aw man, you topped me, and so soon too. ^^;

Ok, sorry about the double post. BUT THIS IS TOO GOOD! (note that i dont expect the different forms to count for different character points, but it would be nice if you let em in for that)

Aylee forms (to the song Particle Man)

Sci-fi Aylee, Sci-fi Aylee,
Eating every person she sees.
What she likes is not important
Sci-fi Aylee.

Is she a beast? or is she hungry?
If she's near you, will you just flee?
Or will you just become victim 3?
Nobody knows, Sci-fi Aylee.

Puppy Aylee, Puppy Aylee,
get her excited and she is spiky.
Gave Torg a hug, punctured his lung
Puppy Aylee.

Dragon Aylee, Dragon Aylee
Has two forms that we can see.
Usually flies majestic and free,
Dragon Aylee.

She has a form like a lima bean,
slimy and green, lets out an EMP,
When she does, wipes computer screens
now we must flee, Dragon Aylee.

Fire Aylee, Fire Aylee,
burns everything, eats whatever she sees
Lived her life in ol' Schlock's deep freeze
Fire Aylee.

Is she a pest? Does she digest?
Will she give her eating a rest?
Who came up with Fire Aylee?
Useless to be a Fire Aylee.

Cloney Aylee, Cloney Aylee
Cloney Aylee hates Fire Aylee.
They have a fight, Cloney did win.
Cloney Aylee.

OK, i still have a topic up there, so i wont be putting out a new one.

Boy, I go away overnight, and look what happens! Some great filking, that's what. This is a really enjoyable game so far, I'm really glad I thought of it! Once we're done here, we'll just need a script and we'll have Sluggy Freelance: The Musical!

Okay, scoring for the above songs:

SSJJared
Black Heart of Torg, parodying Eye of the Tiger, with 7 character refs is worth 22 points.
Aylee Forms, parodying Particle Man, with 4 character refs (sorry, but I just didn't feel points for each form was warranted) is worth 19.

Battech-and-Torque
That Which Redeems, Parodying American Pie, loses out on the 5 points for first topic use. But that almost doesn't matter, because with no less than twenty-two clear character references, it still tops out as our highest-reated song so far at a fat 32 points! (And none of them were gratuitous mentions, either!) It was also a great parody! Well done!

I'm going to tally up a subtotal and then post everyone's current scores later today.

Edit: Yes, as I was saying, Particle Man. Right. That's exactly what I said.

Okay, here are the scores so far

Our top scorer, with five songs to his credit, is SSJJared. He has 100 points!

Battech-and-Torque and I tie for second with a mere 52 points.

Waffle takes fourth place with 41 points.

Arial has fifth place with 38.

And Jarne, after a strong start, has dropped to last, with 36.

Finally, we have two outstanding topics: "Kesandru House" and "The Punyverse."

Edit: Now if I could just stop nitpicking my own spelling...

psssst: Its Particle man that was parodized, not Triangle man. ^^

To the tune of The House of the Rising Sun - The Animals


*Travis picking a blues riff in Am*

There is a house in the depths of Hell
They call Kesandru's Well
And its been the ruin of many a poor soul
And God, I know that I fell

My husband was a murderer
And by mistake killed me
My father was the mystic Kesandru
Way down in Meighsaton Brie

Now the only thing a mystic needs
Is a cursed house and a well
And the only time he's satisfied
Is when we're bound for Hell

I've got one foot in the netherworld
My time is on the wain
Sucker punched by Beth Kolby
To Henry I am now chained

*Organ bridge*

Now mamas, tell your children
Their future not to sell
To plot and murder and draw your last breath
In the house of Kesandru's Well

*fade*

Old Gritty City (A parody of Paradise City)

[Chorus]
We ported in to old Gritty City
Where the streets are mean
But the girls are pretty
Get us home (Oh, won’t you please get us home)
We ported in to old Gritty City
Where the streets are mean
But the girls are pretty
Get us home (Oh, won’t you please get us home)

Gofotron achieved his Broccoli defeat
Our jail caved in and we beat feet
Stay low and slink
And buy me some blarg to drink
Next thing, Lodoze has wrapped us
But he fell foul of the rabbit

Break outta jail, don’t get caught
Make our plans and pay the mood bot
Meet Bun-Bun and make our move
But my shootin’s not in the groove
They treat it like a capitol crime
Everybody sentenced to the mines

[Chorus]

Strapped in the shuttle to the outworld mines
Lodoze wants to kill us, but Bun-Bun declines
Picked up by Lord Grater’s fleet
We pose as Zorgons in deceit
We learned to fly the Transbots, but I can't see
How Gofotron can be beat

[Chorus]

Home’s so far away x4

Kegs Benedict’s been talked down
Now Zorgon Gola’s here
To make us all frown
He said, this punyverse
Will end, thanks to my monster
Scooter the Cascade Puppy
“Are you mad?!
Shockwave’s started, hope you’re glad!”

[Chorus]

You want to hold Sasha, and so
Oh, won’t you please get us home
I want to see Zoë lookin’ at me
Oh, won’t you please get us home

[Chorus x 2]

Ev’n be neat to have Gwynn beat me down
Oh, won’t you please get us home
I want to see my alien Aylee
Oh, won’t you please get us home
Fix your machine or Bun-Bun’s gonna be mean
Oh, oh get us home

[Chorus]

I want to go, I want to go now
Oh, won’t you please get us hooooooome
Riiiffff

New subject: Torg and Riff in the days of "A Carnivorous Smurf"

Well, that worked out well! Waffle did the Kesandru theme, while I worked on Punyverse.

Love the parody of House of the Rising Sun, by the way. It was perfect for the topic. With 4 character references, Kesandru's Well earns a 19.
You are missing a new topic, however; if you wish, go ahead and add one in.

Meanwhile, Old Gritty City takes 22 points; I'm not gonna count the girls and Aylee, since they were no more than names in the song.

How about something from On the Run?

[Because I feel like it]

* jaunty fiddle over a solid back beat *

[1]
Horribus went to the Halloween party
He was looking for Torg's soul to steal
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind
And he was willing to make a deal

He came across a young man
Dressed as a vampire and looking dumb
And he jumped up on the karaoke stage
And said "Come get some!

I bet you didn't realize,
We'll come for you each year.
But if you care to take a dare I'll end this all right here.

Now your a pretty good swordsman,
But give the Demon Lord his due.
I'll lay a PSPuny of gold against your soul as to think I'm better than you!"

The boy said, "My name's Torg,
And this pretty dumb.
I'll take that bet,
And you're going to regret
When this is done and I have won."

Torg clear you throat and come up with a tune.
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Meighsaton and Horb's after you!
And if you win you get a PSPuny months before release,
But if you loose, the Demon gets relief!

* fiddle bridge *

The demon picked a track and said, "I'll start this show!"
Fire flew from the amps as he sang "La, ti, do!"
And a single spotlight picked him out and darkened up the room
And a band of demons joined in and Horribus started to boom:

* spotlight - Demon Lord *
* cue full orchestra *

Don't cry for me Dimension of Pain! [1]
We need mortal souls to live on
Its all we wanted, not much to ask for
I see a pinhole
To the Dimension of Lame
I say we invade
The Dimension of .... Laaaaaammmmmeeeee!!!!

* Horribus drops to one knee, drawing out the last note *

* cue fiddle, cue back beat*

When Horribus finished
Torg said, "That's pretty lame, even for you!
Just sit right in that chair right there
And we'll see what I can do."

And he sang:
Ghosts in the attic, from beyond the veil
Horribus' in the house of Kesandru's Well
Bun Bun's a pirate, the Bloody Bun*
Kiki's found the sugar, run guys, run!

*inexplicable fiddle solo*

The demon bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden PSPuny
On the ground at our Torg's feet

And Torg said, "Come on back next Halloween
If you ever wanna try again
But a courtesy flush next time your here.
There's only so much we can stand!"

And he sang:
Ghosts in the attic, from beyond the veil
Horribus' in the house of Kesandru's Well
Bun Bun's a pirate, the Bloody Bun [3]
Kiki's found the sugar, run guys, run!

* fiddle fade out *

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[1] To the tune of "Devil Went Down to Georgia"
[2] To the tune of "Don't Cry For Me Argentina"
[3] foreshadowing - your key to quality literature!