January -- Started new job. Working at a bank. People are nice, very friendly.

February -- Promoted to teller's position. Enjoying the new responsibility.

March -- Promoted again. Now part of management.

April - November -- Drunken, drug-fueled orgies with other bankers in exotic locations! Don't remember many details.

December -- Fired. Thank goodness for my bonus. $100 mill ain't much but you take what you can get in this economy. I'll always treasure my time at AIG!

2008: Between teaching positions at respected institutions of higher education located in exotic locales, I visited my ex-husband who lives in a crime-ridden slum and temps for a living.
2009: Luxuriated on tropical beaches with my many intelligent, successful, and gorgeous lovers. Also had to deal with the occasional student.

Oh, Artery. You're so vein.

Looks like somebody has managed to get her half-dozen oxycontin prescriptions filled again.

A few years ago I lectured at the same university that you attended. Llefser kept this a secret from us both because he was scared to death of what might happen were we to meet. Isn't that funny?



Darling, you're just jealous because my prescriptions may be filled in any state.

2030 days in jail and 100 hours of community service09

Whoops, that's a sentence in a year.

I finished up an advanced course in precognition while in Japan, but I was so poor I had to sleep in a tent or two made of plastic that I got with my last yen...
oohh, wait. That would be a seer in a yen tents. My mistake.