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SayerSong
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Post Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:13 pm |
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TaliaC420 wrote: My boyfriend and I were thinking up 101 ways to use a ZHOAS. So far toilet plunger is a favorite. Also, ceiling fan duster was on the list. 101 uses of ZHOAS would make a fabulous shirt. Any other ideas? Puppy Pooper Scooper Floor Mop Bug Attractor (like a Bug Zapper, only instead of keeping it near you in the backyard, you place it far away and the bugs go after it, instead of you).
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Post Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:09 pm |
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Mousetrap?
Actually ZHOAS would come in handy for a variety of practical jokes. We have already seen it used once in that way.
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TaliaC420
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Post Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:41 pm |
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Toilet plunger? I would think the top portion of the head and/or brains should be removed first though. Little league tee ball holder (I hope you all understand what I'm trying to say here lol). And, once again if the top of the head and/or brains are removed, it could be staked in your yard with a candle inside and make a lovely tiki torch type decoration. You could just light the hair on fire, but that would ruin about 45 of the 101 uses.
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Kajin
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Post Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:24 pm |
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I'm not touching this...
Everyone just back away slowly...
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Post Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:54 pm |
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OK, folks this is hysterical and all, but it's more of a WGARS type of thing, so let's take it over there....
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Zorax
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Target practice?
Stick to play fetch with for your dog?
Ventriloquist's Dummy?
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micah
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Post Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:38 am |
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Zorax wrote: Ventriloquist's Dummy? I've been thinking this sinze ZHOAS made her first appearance. She's a zombie head... on a steeekGet another ZHOAS, combine them into the most awesome twirling baton ever. Just make sure they're securely attached.
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CodeBlack
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Post Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:29 pm |
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# 59: Nifty movie reviewer. Three "uuuuggghghs" up!
# 72: Rodent and Bug Detector.
# 12: Security System
# 17: Tongs
# 83: Electric Charge Detector (Overlaps with Tongs)
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Post Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:03 pm |
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micah wrote: Get another ZHOAS, combine them into the most awesome twirling baton ever. Just make sure they're securely attached. Ooh, on fire!Nightstick. Reach extender for people in wheelchairs. Burglar deterrent. (Post one outside your door instead of one of those security alarm signs. The bad guys will definitely go elsewhere.) Get several and put on a puppet show.
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TaliaC420
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Post Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:24 pm |
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I guess we can put club on the list thanks to todays strip.
Monster under the bed to scare your kids into submission. :)
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Teach it to sniff out steroids, hide it in the bat bin of a major league baseball game and watch the fun!
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micah
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Post Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:32 am |
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waffle wrote: Teach it to sniff out steroids, hide it in the bat bin of a major league baseball game and watch the fun! ...rrrRRROROOOOOOIIIIIIIIDDDDDDSSSSS!
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