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 Post subject: Kahzmick Thing
 Post Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:43 pm 
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January -- Started new job. Working at a bank. People are nice, very friendly.

February -- Promoted to teller's position. Enjoying the new responsibility.

March -- Promoted again. Now part of management.

April - November -- Drunken, drug-fueled orgies with other bankers in exotic locations! Don't remember many details.

December -- Fired. Thank goodness for my bonus. $100 mill ain't much but you take what you can get in this economy. I'll always treasure my time at AIG!

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 Post subject: Re: Year in a Sentence
 Post Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:48 pm 
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2008: Between teaching positions at respected institutions of higher education located in exotic locales, I visited my ex-husband who lives in a crime-ridden slum and temps for a living.
2009: Luxuriated on tropical beaches with my many intelligent, successful, and gorgeous lovers. Also had to deal with the occasional student.

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 Post subject: Re: Year in a Sentence
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Luxuriated on tropical beaches with my many intelligent, successful, and gorgeous lovers.

Oh, Artery. You're so vein.

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 Post subject: Re: Year in a Sentence
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Artery wrote:
located in exotic locales



Looks like somebody has managed to get her half-dozen oxycontin prescriptions filled again.

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 Post subject: Re: Year in a Sentence
 Post Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:41 pm 
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Oh, Artery. You're so vein.


A few years ago I lectured at the same university that you attended. Llefser kept this a secret from us both because he was scared to death of what might happen were we to meet. Isn't that funny?

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Looks like somebody has managed to get her half-dozen oxycontin prescriptions filled again.


Darling, you're just jealous because my prescriptions may be filled in any state.

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 Post subject: Re: Year in a Sentence
 Post Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:39 pm 
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2030 days in jail and 100 hours of community service09

Whoops, that's a sentence in a year.

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 Post subject: Re: Year in a Sentence
 Post Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:47 pm 
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I finished up an advanced course in precognition while in Japan, but I was so poor I had to sleep in a tent or two made of plastic that I got with my last yen...
oohh, wait. That would be a seer in a yen tents. My mistake.

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