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 Post Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:55 am 
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Supposedly in addition to NIMBYism there is now also BANANAs. Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody.


I'm bringing this back, because I snort-giggled at my desk when I read this.

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 Post Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:44 pm 
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angrysunbird wrote:
"Release a game down in the Antipodes? Sure, right after I have waxed my otter, had a money pile fight, solved world hunger and beaten Firebird on expert mode."


The image of a shiny, waterproof otter throwing up just pops into my head. Which I'm pretty sure was not where angrysunbird was going, which is also pretty darn funny.

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 Post Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:37 pm 
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Simon_Jester wrote:
I have several thousand posts on this website, many of them painfully long; what sane person is going to trawl that morass looking for evidence that I harbor subversive political beliefs?


I've been thinking this for years.

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 Post Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:14 pm 
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Well. He's right. Even doing it the easy way gives a ton of results:

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Results 1 - 10 of about 211 from www.sluggy.net for Simon_Jester anarchy. (0.30 seconds)

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 Post Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:36 pm 
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Kea wrote:
I look like I've been attacked by a gang of sandpaper-wielding trouser gnomes.
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 Post Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:01 pm 
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drachefly wrote:
Kea wrote:
I look like I've been attacked by a gang of sandpaper-wielding trouser gnomes.
here


I dunno, I think the sandpaper-wielding underpants gnomes would frighten me more.

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 Post Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:22 pm 
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Kea (on the subject of making a MySpace page that isn't ugly) wrote:
It's like trying to build a vacuum cleaner out of a banana, a bunch of rubber bands, and an old rollerskate.

Found here

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 Post Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:20 am 
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baconbotsforever wrote:
I dunno, I think the sandpaper-wielding underpants gnomes would frighten me more.

Yes, but she didn't want to bring that image to our minds, did she?

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 Post Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:45 am 
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This wasn't even from this board --but it was still awesome. The context was a thread about Michael Jackson's death and the subsequent revelation that his children were not biologically related to him:


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WHO didn't know those kids weren't biologically his?

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Jean-Baptiste Lamarck.

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 Post Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:16 pm 
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Crazed123 wrote:
Then I'm going to reaffirm my theory: ketchup-packet psychology strikes again. Someone squeezed the packet too tightly in too many places, and the ketchup squirted out.


This made me laugh-snort.

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 Post Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:24 pm 
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AxelFendersson wrote:
Surgoshan wrote:
If he doesn't stop the car and clear traffic for the ducks, his ass doesn't get a uniform.

And let's face it, a policeman with bare buttocks is no good to anyone.





Steave wrote:
AxelFendersson wrote:
And let's face it, a policeman with bare buttocks is no good to anyone.
Hen's Night. I think that's all I need to say.



He he

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 Post Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:43 am 
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Weatherwax wrote:
And anyway, history is rife with stories of men defending their bestest (male) friends on the battlefield. How many war movies have I seen with one guy running to another guy all "NOOOOO!!!" and then pushing him down and baddabaddabaddabadda! Oh Noes, one guy is all shot up! And another guy is all manly tears, clutching his buddy and saying "Why?? WHY??" And one guy gasps out "You...have...more...to...live...for..." *cough*cough*open*eye*death* And another guy manly weeps while the sargeant is like "Move! Move!"

So, yeah.

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 Post Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:17 am 
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NgauNgau wrote:
In Hong Kong there's a bird that goes "woop" every 6-8 seconds or so. I've never managed to spot one of them.



Ruan wrote:
Probably called a woopie goldbird.



Nice....very nice.

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baconbotsforever wrote:
Turning his back on the accursed one, the Commander begins sorting through his menus once more.
"Non-destructive mass wormhole transport... just the thing... IF SOMEONE WOULD RELEASE THE BLOODY INJUNCTION AGAINST WORMHOLES, YOU USELESS BAG OF WIND! Do something useful for once, you putrifying mound of canine feces in a paper bag!"


HA!

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chaosman wrote:
Epic Movie (2007) Wasn't.

Probably the most concise movie review I've ever seen. And it made me laugh.

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