Hello, dear fellow readers of Sluggy Freelance, and the Administrators of this board who are involved in the fight against spam.

It has been some time since I began Defending the Nifty, but I have never felt cause to post.

I now do.

Another apocalypse looms; Poopy Pants is trapped; the inner workings of the Book are complicated but probably known to YFFI. The Sam Cirkail Mama Jama is at war. Demons burn, and Riff's Dad is murdered by his Goddaughter.

I'd like to say Things(tm). I don't actually know what those things are, but, after a great many years, it is time to say some of them.

May I say something please now?

Sincerely,
The Much Honoured Nathan Dornbrook, the Baron of Alyth

Welcome to the forum Baron of Alyth, Nathan Dornbrook.

Be sure to not fall in any of the plot holes that may be lying around. Also be sure to not entice the Grammer Gorilla into having a conversation. But most importantly, be wary of the Pesterers that may pop up and sexily moan that you give them poetry.

But if you do fall for their lurid pestering and give them some original poetry --haiku is the usual--- that you created, they might give you a gift in return. But don't worry, they will not do anything to you if you do not give them any juicy poetry. You are not obligated do anything, but no gift.

Anyway, again welcome to the forum. Be sure to enjoy your stay, just don't speculate in Reactions.

A Baron huh? Neat.

Welcome!

and Pester!!

I must, even for Nobility. Them's the rules. Sort of.