Here's some Tomfoolery I was originally saving for April Fools' day, but then decided I didn't want to wait that long.

1.) Oasis is really a palm tree. I mean, look at that hair. And we associate oases with palms already.
2.) Kusari is actually Kiki. I mean, why not? And the headdress sort of fits. Also, both start with the letter "K" and end with the letter "i".
3.) Chaz was really made by "Bob the Builder".
4.) The "artifact" is the Book of Gud. Marco just copied one of the pages.
5.) Since there is "Timeless Space", there will also be "Spaceless Time".
6.) It rains so much in 4U City because Timeless Space is leaking.
7.) Prozoato and Kozoaku are the same being. I mean, have we ever seen them together?
8.) The fire-breathing ducks will replace the Omega Pillar.
9.) Tombsy will turn out to be Angela.
10.) K'z'k, or whatever his name is, will be defeated by a can of insecticide.
11.) Sasha will turn out to be made from "Inflatable Technology".
12.) Torg will eventually get his secret wish and marry a fusion of Zoe and Oasis.
13.) Riff and Dunoloa will either wind up marrying each other or destroying the Universe together.
14.) The real reason Bun-bun does not want to be petted is because he has a phobia of it.
15.) The One will have a problem when he finds out there really is a spoon.

13. only if by "or" you mean "and"

Didn't a guest artist do that once? Or did I just imagine it?

Guest artist? Um, sort of...

The Zoasis! ...and others.

Since one of the specs regarding Oasis is that she is some kind of body-snather spirit, it is not too far-fetched to have a two-in-one solution

So what you're saying, is that we could get the Oasiff after all?!?



It was because I made this (and 7 others) I was able to remember where to find the Zoasis.

Ah...just ignore the words the "card" says. I didn't want to mess with the original art file since I don't have the one font installed on my current computer. Also the program became threatening about it.

Yeah. The question is, if Oasis is really some sort of possessor spirit, what happens when she tries to possess someone protected from spirits by the Book Of E'Ville?

I actually thought of this the other day while re-reading the 4U-City arcs. It makes sense if you think about it; the 'Annihilation Event' pretty much blasted Timeless Space to kingdom come, and was outright stated to have punched holes in the Dimension of Rain's fabric of reality. Who's to say that the constant rain isn't the result of the Oceans Unmoving pouring into the 'real world' in that dimension, only to escape back into timeless space through another universal tear? It would explain the constant, decades-long rainfall despite the fact that it makes no physical sense (I know, Sluggy isn't really big on too much scientific accuracy), and why in recent times the rain is becoming less and less constant; alt-Riff and later his companions are getting better at patching up the weakening dimensional walls and 'plugging the leaks' as it were.