Tuesday is not doing anything even slightly suspicious. Thurs just likes to make things sound much grander than they really are.

So just rest your little head Nappy, Wednes doesn't have to worry about an assassin attacking tomorrow with day-killing weaponry. You worry too much.

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Damn it, Zoe, you robbed us!
Stop thinking you are the responsible one, you are not.

Aylee doesn't know how to be a good Bride's Maid. But Kiki does.
What with being the Maid of Honor at Torg's last wedding. Kiki probably kept her dress too.

At first I thought that was actually happening, and that Zoe was under the second bucket, which really confused me (and worried me for her). Since it was Aylee, of course she would have a fighting chance against jacked Torg.

But yeah... probably best to divert that possibility.

I feel like I'm ok with Sluggy Freelance if it wants to finish up the rest of its run as a domestic sitcom.

Funny, after reading this comment, I was thinking I wouldn't mind if Torg ended up the frontman for a Transformers-themed cover band with occasional appearances by Weird Al.

I guess Demon-Torg, Aylee, and crew remind me of GWAR, with a much larger twist of fantasical weirdness.

edit: That GWAR link might be slightly NSFW for those who don't know them, lol. But the transformers and weird al one are perfectly fine.

Anyway, yeah. That's my takeaway from today. Rock parody band.

I'm envisioning something like what the first few episodes of WandaVision looked like.

It's not a prophecy Zoe. It's called experience.

Sometimes past performance is an indicator of future actions.

And did we see when Zoe got a new house on screen and I'm just forgetting it?

Nope. New chapter had them already settled in. We haven't met any neighbours, seen the front of the house, or even know what state they're in (I believe).

Just feels very suburby. I'm assuming Tom Hanks and Carrie Fisher live next door, but I'd settle for a Don Knotts.

Man, this comic's been hilarious these past two updates. I mean, it's always entertaining, but the past week or two? Just flat-out funny.