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 Post Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 11:56 pm 
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Monday was talking about the Unholy Tor

Sacred scrolls told how it came to be during the Ending War
Six centuries ago it pierced the Veil's Core
Evil flowed out from the now opened door
Everyone it touched became a puddle of gore
Even the ones who summoned it to the fore
Seven eighths of the population was no more
Before Extinction was stopped by a Caster named Oar
The rest is not important since it really is a bore
Who cares about history when it's such a snore
Unfortunately adepts are required to study all the lore

The teacher was not impressed and gave Monday a grade of four


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 Post Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:35 am 
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*Snerk.* Awesome.

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 Post Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 2:47 am 
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And once again the plot is decided by rule of funny :torg: :oasis: :riff:
...but nice way to keep Riff's preference for ultimate solutions in check.

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 Post Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 4:00 am 
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Let's face it, Riff cares nothing for Oasis's body, only her mind.
Lucky nobody landed on a sword or kami.

And while we know that Oasis has a type, we also know that Riff has a type. His previous girlfriend loved to outmaneuver Riff like Oasis is doing now. And then Oasis killed her. And she also killed his other girlfriend (multiple times). And tried to kill Gwenn who was also his girlfriend.

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 Post Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 5:44 am 
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Well, who DOESN'T want to ram Oasis' brains out? (I can make jokes like this because Pete started it.)

endplanets wrote:
And while we know that Oasis has a type, we also know that Riff has a type. His previous girlfriend loved to outmaneuver Riff like Oasis is doing now. And then Oasis killed her. And she also killed his other girlfriend (multiple times). And tried to kill Gwenn who was also his girlfriend.


Think of all the future alimony payments she saved him. I see a new career for her.

But yes, Riff is always teamed up with bossy women, like that little elf girl. Now, considering his mother's personality, we may know why.

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 Post Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 6:04 am 
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I'm both amused and impressed that Oasis fielded Riff's suggestion that they end the threat by effectively killing her with a joke, rather than a threat.

I think I'm starting to like this real, madness free, non-order addled personality of hers.

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 Post Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:04 am 
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That's a good way to get Riff to stop being heartless. Hehe, sex joke. I didn't even know that she could make jokes like that.

Also, so glad that Daiyu and Shankraft survived. I'm not sure if they could be considered evil, but depending on Torg and Riff's plan for Schlock, they may come out ahead here.

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 Post Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:15 am 
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My love for oasis' uncontrolled personality continues. I still maintain that she and Torg are better matched now than they were before.

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 Post Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:26 am 
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My love for oasis' uncontrolled personality continues. I still maintain that she and Torg are better matched now than they were before.

Of course they are. She was crazy in love with him. Don't stick your [HooHaw -G] in crazy still applies even if your name is Torg.

Now though, as cute as they could potentially be there's still Zoe.

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 Post Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:38 am 
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Now though, as cute as they could potentially be there's still Zoe.
PolyFilia is a thing yo. :)

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 Post Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:51 am 
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The groundwork for poly has not been laid rammed, though. Oasis is going to go off and be her, assuming she survives. I can think of some other characters who might be closer to her type, but I can't remember whether they're alive in this timeline.

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 Post Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:41 pm 
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I sense a "They're heading for that small moon!" moment is coming this week.

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 Post Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 1:26 pm 
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I like this non-controlled Oasis. :)

This joke almost makes up for the months of serious evil non-funny stuff.

Still laughing at this joke. :)

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I think Oasis could play a really good game of Seven Minutes in Heaven if she wanted to. She would probably also be able to get the hang of Mao without too much trouble. The remaining question is then: How well would she play Calvinball?

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(Note: Progress has been made with Poker, Arimaa and Go since that chart was drawn.)

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 Post Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:13 pm 
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I loved Torg's "I chose poorly" and Riff's "Yeah...but..."
(But ugh...all that blood!
Edit: and ugh... the dead bodies, which I just noticed....poor Sasha/Kusaris)
I look forward to another full week!

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