Okay, Crake has been spoiling lately for a witch-hunt*, and really, who isn't in the mood for a little mob mentality? So this one is for him.

Everybody grab your pitchforks and torches and round up a vict--I mean, malefactor. Once you have found and subdued said troublemaker, bring them here to the High Court of Lady Blanc and present the charges and evidence.

What horrible crime has this person committed? What is the evidence against them?

I will use the Vorpal Gavel of Judgement to determine their guilt, and then we will find some creative way to sentence them!

So go, my beloved riotous townsfolk, and find me the evil-doer!


(*Note, this does not apply to only witches. This is an equal-opportunity lynch mob; we'll persecute anybody.)

Are we supposed to get fellow Sluggites to go on trail?

OOG: Of glee, this should be fun!

I say we go out and hunt Psycic Jack because he has stalled up the WGARS man game, his own game! Oh, can we loot WGARSia too!?

Hey, mob rules. You can riot and mob wherever you want; who's gonna stop the mob with pitchforks and torches? And you can bring anybody up for trial--Sluggites, fictional characters, celebrities. Go to!

Hmm.... How about we go after George Lucas, for creating Star Wars episodes I and II. Or, we could go after Orlander Bloom, for obvious reasons. Or, if you find the bodies, you could go after me :p

I liked Episode II.

I'd vote for Richard and Judy, for continually destroying my faith in the human race and, despite being painful viewing, repeatedly drawing me in. A mob could be difficult to raise however, given that I doubt most of you have heard of them.

I say we mob Wal-Mart for keeping its quebec employees from becoming unionised!

No! We must not have an actual reason for rioting, just a convienient scapegoat! And I say we get Kullervero, for moving every battlethread to FRPG. When a battelthread is taken out of WGARS it withers and dies!! Withers and Dies!

I say we lynch all the people here who want to lynch anyone who's not a sluggite because they're WEREWOLVES!

WEREWOLVES!!!

RTC you have to stop filling an IV with the wolves game. Having the wolves game floating around in your blood can't be good for you.

I say we lynch Crake for being the reason for this whole lynch mob in the first place (for irony's sake), and also for being rude to my beloved! And most other people he talks to. Actually, lynching's too good for him. I say we draw and quarter him!

I say we lynch RTC because she wants to destroy the world and that will prevent me from taking it over. Plus she sent a penguin hit squad from the penguin mob after me...

I say we lynch you because I want to take over the world, too. (Among other reasons.)

I say we lynch...uhhh...
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MSN Messegner icon!? What the hell?!
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Crake! The Finger Of Random Accusations says Crake!
Although I'll take a raincheck on lynching MSN, or at least something Microsoft related. Maybe the Marketing Drones that decided that Halo would make a really good XBox game.

:sniff: that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. I think I'll go with lynching Crake on this one.