Name: Bruce. Just Bruce.
Sex: Dude.
Race: Orc.
Age: Old Enough, Brother. (26)
Occupation: Frontman of Thrashhead

Abilities:
STR: 9
CON: 7
DEX: 4
INT: 3
WIS: 3
CHA: 10
LUK: 5

Life Story:
"Thrashhead was huge, man. HUGE. We were the biggest band to hit Tigro since BearTroll.
But then our bassist caught our vocalist in bed with the drummer, and it all fell apart. She ran off with the drummer and started some lame, artsy elf-group. The bassist hasn't left his room in weeks, and the damn producers cancelled our tour.
It really sucks."

Bruce has always exclusively used lutes from Elaine Smith, swearing by their audio fidelity and quality. He even did a few ads for her back before Thrashhead fell apart.

Picture:


Off stage, Bruce tends to wear metal armour with bulky shoulder pads and lots of spikes, but he can't wear that on-stage; it gets in the way of his lute thrashing.

That's three! Let the game begin!

... After I eat something.

Here is a general map of country locations. There is one dirty word on there. You have been warned..

If anyone wishes to be a current or former member of Thrashhead, feel free to do so without checking with me.

Totally in as the bassist. But later, cause I'm busy.

Looks like we're gonna make quite the band of warriors!

Eh?

Eh?

...I'll show myself out.

I can't imagine Dark Dave having anything to do directly with Thrashhead, but I can imagine him being a fan.

Can I assume that it's dusk? I ask because Dark Dave wouldn't usually be out during the daylight hours.

You could try a parasol. That's how most other vampires go out during the day.

Dark Dave is a night guy. If he's not actually working, he sleeps during the day. (This allows an enterprising innkeeper to rent out his rooms in shifts - to the more nocturnal vampires during the day, and to other species during the night.)

He'll turn up either shortly after sunset, or sitting in the tavern (assuming he has rooms there) with a bad case of insomnia.

Name: Killthrust Bloodsmasher
Sex: Bassist.
Race: Half Orc. Really more like a quarter. Or an eighth.
Age: Two minutes older.
Occupation: Bassist of Thrashhead

Abilities:
STR: 6
CON: 7
DEX: 10
INT: 5
WIS: 6
CHA: 6
LUK: 0

Life Story:
"Only time I had one-up on the bastard, those two minutes. Ever since then? Down 'ill. Should 'ave strangled the git inna womb. Yeah, I said it! Next time I was happy was... was when I met her!"

*thrown bottle, crash*

"But she left me, man. For him! For that ugly, no-talent son of a bitch!"

Killthrust Bloodsmasher, bassist for Thrashhead, is elder twin brother of Sven Bloodsmasher, the band's erstwhile drummer. He has been in seclusion since the band's breakup.

Skitz, I am on bended knee. Can Killthrust be a stage name? Bruce called the bassist Justin, and it just makes my loving heart glow with glee at the idea of a half-Orc named Justin who goes by Killthrust.

Justin was his human name.

Justin is my human name, that my human parent gave me! Killthrust is my Orcish name.

Killthrust is very proud of his Orcish heritage.

I think this is probably the first fantasy adventure to ever start with "you all meet in a lute shop".

We built party on Rock. And. Roll.

Anyway.

Gods

Seventy-five percent of Sacretio's population is Sacretian Orthodox. They follow the Seven.

Joe the Creator is the god of creation, mojo and good vibes, bro.

Bonnie the Lovely is the goddess of art, the sky and caffein.

Scotty the Smithy is the god of industry, mining and BearTrolls.

Teagan the Chaotic is the goddess of chaos, luck and female blood rage. That's what we call it here

Matt the Thief is the god of thieves, war and really good pirates. He doesn't want his name associated with the failures.

Tyger the Insane is the god of sex, drugs and rock and roll.

Jake the Snake is the god of the sea, death and "dammit, why don't I have a country!"

The other twenty-five consists of mostly atheists and one Mormon cat named Kyle.