The character's and events in this game are, for all you know, fictional. Any likeness to reality would be pretty cool, but probably a coincidence. The views shared by the fictional characters of this game are their own and are not shared by... well, I can really only speak for myself. If you share any views displayed by these characters, good for you!
Published 2011 by Chosen One Publishing CompanyStan was bored. As he clicked and refreshed the page on his computer, he was bored. Thought ran through his head.
I am only in three games! Kicked outta Fallout. Space Pirates is, for all intents and purposes, dead. APOTD, dead. I really don't have the attention span to GM any of my older games anymore. Hm... Maybe a game that doesn't require dice rolls and rule books! A game that only the mightiest of players can play!He quickly ran several Google searches, Wiki walks and finally booked a ticket to Svalbard. He went back to the boards.
Stan in FRPG Bulletin Board wrote:
In Svalbard for the weekend! Posting should resume shortly! See y'all soon!
Stan Tiberious Cold PresentsStan walks off the plane into the blizzard. The snowmobile is right outside as planned. Stan pulls out several maps from his coat and takes a cursory glance at them. He then rides of into the pitch white.
A Sluggite Zone ProductionStan hoists himself the rocky step. He then stands at the entrance of a giant cave. He walks inside, turning on his Maglite. He walks deeper into the cave. Suddenly, the ground shakes. In the light's beam there shined a shiny, 20-foot troll. "Why hello there, Stan. I see you've come for the treasure."
"Do I know you?"
"Probably not, but you became quite a celebrity when you were one of us. Then, suddenly, you turned human and destroyed much of our population."
"Trolling trolls. For the laugh out louds."
"Riiiiiight. Now the matter of the hammer, or more likely, your death. You didn't think it was gonna be that easy, did you?"
"You know, for a second, yeah, I kinda did."
"Silly R-UURRRGH!"
Brought to you by the Power of Poing!The eviscerated and decapitated troll laid dead on the floor. The chamber lit itself through magic torches. It was a theater. No. It was an arena. And in the middle, on a stone pedestal, laid a silver hammer. THE Silver Hammer. Mjölnir! Stan walked up and grabbed the shaft. It felt like a hammer in his hand. He rose it above his head. Blue lightning struck the hammer. Then red. Stan's thick coat was transformed into more regal attire. In the middle of all the seats was a large throne and a fully stocked harem. He levitated over to his questionably-rightful place. He rose his hammer again and said "Now I summon... THE MODS!"
And the Mods were summoned.
RAGNAROK: TWILIGHT OF THE MODS!Avalon. Olympus. Asgard. Wherever they were, the Mods suddenly appeared in the ancient arena. And Stan wore a most malicious smile on his face. For, now, the Mods were going to entertain the Sluggites who had suddenly filled the seats. The Mods were going to fight each other for glory and power. But it won't be based on the victor of the battle. Nay, whomever receives the favor of the Sluggites shall be named victor of the Arena!
OOC: Mod on Mod action. What you've always wanted to see, right? Now, characters have to be Mods from these here
boards. Any Mods that wanna play of course have first dibs on their own personas. Any regular sluggite who wants to play may pick a mod on the list that has not been chosen by another player. Just enter the arena with a description of your Mods looks. No OOC thread here. Now, it'd be wise to read a few of your Mods posts to properly get a feel of his/her/its personality. Battles shall happen Arena style and at the end, all players will vote on the better fighter (really, it's the Mods who control the Sluggites
). Votes will be sent to me via PM. Above all else, have fun! It's a game about the boards!
So you all sign up and I'll pray to the Mods I don't get the ban hammer on this one!