Cheesy was busy like a popular dairy-product-based form of cake in a specialized factory during a mildly overweight and nervous people society outing?

The suspense is killing me, too, and I'm already dead!

I kinda figure it's about time to storm the castle with all of the torches and pitchforks at our disposal.

I'm really sorry, guys.

And now you're gonna have to wait like... a whole week more for me to come back from a trip.

There are probably pitchforks in my future.

*cries*

Yeah, I know. I've just been at work CONSTANTLY... and I don't have time to do a write-up before I leave.

Sounds like fun.

Fun to the EXTREME.

I did have a nice trip, at least.

So, I owe you a thread. That'll go up tonight.
So, Dear Dead People, get ready to do your thing!

So, uh, no new thread, I see.

Good thing I can annoy her without fear of repercussions; my being dead already and such.

Speaking of which, I didn't know dead people had things they could do. Unless decomposing counts.

Can i take this siesta to restate my love for agricultural tools and torches, preferably the burning kind?

Now, now, AncientMemories. The Cheese has just come back from - hmmm. From what?



Ha! I know! From an extreme sports camp! She's probably been skydiving and hang-gliding and ski-ramping so much over the last week that she hardly knows up from down anymore; I'm guessing she put up the post promising the thread and then collapsed, falling asleep on the ceiling, due to sheer extreme-sports-related exhaustion.

Let's see - if she was doing extreme sports non-stop from Monday to Friday, that's five days. The average human needs to sleep for about one-third of their time. So, if she was human, she'd take about 40 hours of sleep before she'd wake up again. However, as we all know, she's really a cheese (I suspect a Lancre Blue Vein). Does anyone know how much time a Lancre Blue Vein spends asleep? More or less? On average?

And am I the only one who thinks that the mental image of a Lancre Blue Vein on a hang-glider is really, really strange?

Did queso's laptop go boom again?

No matter who wins, I pretty much promise you can march on the estate, since my hiatuses haven't been very nice for you all at all.


No - I'm just being worked to death.


Okay, you caught me!


A few weeks, apparently.

I'm trying to get that thread up, I swear. For now... have another OOC. I'll make it up to all of you - I promise.