Cap'n Scott wrote:
Captain Scott Peter Bombadil Nikolai Farnsworth Tiberious Morpheus Goblinking.
Also known as Cap'n Scott. Roughly based on David Bowie.
Scott grew up as king of a goblin-like race of aliens (seriously, he was born and BAM! King). But after punting the general too many times, the militant goblin poked him in the eye during a coup. Wasn't enough for a patch, but it does give some crazy coloring. Deciding he was fed up with this s***, he became a pirate. He was a magician for a while, but he's a pirate now. He's pretty sure.
Ships: 1
Weapons: -1
Allure: 3
Swords: 1
Health: 0
First Officer Jack wrote:
Jack Ersatz
There are some men who are defined by their greatness. There are many who are defined by their mediocrity. But it takes a very special man to be great through his mediocrity. That man... is Jack Ersatz. An experienced pirate, and a boon to any ship, Jack knows how to do everything pretty well. Oh, he'll never be the great hero, or the legendary swashbuckler, or the brilliant gadgeteer genius. He won't be the guy who saves the princess, or who takes on the giant tiger-alien in hand-to-hand combat. But when the chips are down, and your best pilot has a couple of superfluous navels, you'll be glad that you won't have to resort to an NPC replacement.
Ships: 1
Weapons: 1
Allure: 1
Swords: 1
Health: 0
Chief Black wrote:
Master Chief Eric Black AKA "Chief"
Marine Master Chief Eric Black, or Chief for short and his complement of space marines were abandoned on a hostile alien mudball after learning that the government they fought and died for was not as nice and noble as the recruitment officer had lead them to believe. Their very existence is a threat to the gov't. Declared traitors, left for dead and denied their pensions and benefits, they decided that the best way to fight back and get rich doing so was to become pirates. Fortunately, there just happened to be a ship in port.
Ships: 0
Weapons: 3
Allure: -1
Swords: 1
Health: 1
Doctor Jed Kyle wrote:
Dr. Jed Kyle
Dr. Jed Kyle is a brilliant surgeon. But thanks to an accident in the bio lab, when he drinks too much he simply becomes completely incapable of feeling pain. Fortunately, being drunk also makes him heal quickly, for some reason. Because of his drinking problems, Dr. Kyle has problems holding down jobs in legitimate ports; but piracy? Well, pirates always love a good grog, and need a good doctor.
Ships: 0
Weapons: -1
Allure: 0
Swords: 1
Health: 4
Cox'nTeigl wrote:
Teigl
Teigl is good with ships. Very, very good. He also is good with ship guns. He keeps both in excellent condition. He is constantly pulling panels off to reroute connections more efficiently, or disassembling the entire control panel so as to place the buttons in a better configuration so as to have a faster reaction in combat. Actually, if not for Adande, Teigl might never leave port. For Teigl, anything short of perfection is failure, but Adande is the one person for whom Teigl will sigh, put everything back and let them leave anyway. Mainly because he knows she appreciates his work, and that she'll let him take it apart again when they stop.
Ships: 3
Weapons: 2
Allure: 0
Swords: -1
Health: 0
Bos'n Adande wrote:
Adande
Adande is a thirtyish human with some Anthrope in her background, standing six-foot-five and weighing 350 pounds Earth weight. Her forearms and her legs below the knee are furry, with a black jaguar spot pattern, and she has golden eyes, a stub nose, and a mouthful of sharp teeth. She has dark skin and waist-length dark hair that she wears in dreads tied up with wire. She has quite a few scars.
Ships: 3
Weapons: 0
Allure: -1
Swords: 2
Health: 0
Gunner Deck wrote:
Deck the Native
Deck is a creature of indeterminate race and gender. No others of its kind have ever been found. It stands about seven feet tall, but usually walks hunched over, and has grayish skin and very large, black eyes. It appears to have no other sensory organs, but has no difficulty responding to sounds and scents. Its skill at ranged combat is unparalleled, and it communicates telepathically, like the Silar, except that it is incapable of speaking directly.
Deck has taken on multiple jobs on a variety of ships, but it has never really fit in. Fitting in is how qualified gunners lose jobs, but sometimes, it's how they wind up working for a Goblinking. Only time will tell whether that is true for him.
Ships: 0
Weapons: 4
Allure: -1
Swords: 0
Health: 1
Quartermaster Edwin wrote:
Moist von Expy (Edwin Spangler) (Damp von Merwe)
Known under dozens of names, including Rudyard Stark, Alfred Kipling, and Have You Seen This Man, D. van der Merwe wears false names more often than false moustaches (of which he has a large supply) or unnecessary spectacles (similarly); to the point that he can hardly remember his real name. He can hold his own in a sword fight, but his real strength lies in the realm of the con man; he has a very forgettable and above all generic face, and a gift for talking people into letting him hold their valuables for 'just a minute' while they go off somewhere else.
Police forces around the galaxy are looking for a man with a handlebar moustache and square-framed glasses who stole a priceless set of pearls from the Duchess of Degran, and for the cleanshaven man in the bowler hat who stole three thousand in small bills with a forged cheque from the Bank of Brie a week later..
Ships: -1
Weapons: 0
Allure: 4
Swords: 1
Health: 0
Chef Gristle wrote:
Gristle
Gristle is a small (approx. 2 ft tall) simian anthrope, resembling a circus monkey from hell. Gristle has always had a talent for mixing things together, he has been known to make some of the most delicious foods imaginable, he also has an uncanny talent for modern chemistry, easily producing anything from aphrodisiacs to explosives from seemingly innocuous materials.
Ships: 0
Weapons: 0
Allure: 1
Swords: 0
Health: 3
Navigator Mikay wrote:
Mikay D'Zell
Mikay D'Zell was a lieutenant captain of a small sloop-of-war sailing for the Anthrope Crown. When the monarchy fell, she refused to renounce her loyalty to the king, and so lost her commission and was thrown out of the navy. For the last couple of years, she has been making a marginal living amongst the backwaters of the Antilles sector. When the officers of the Jaynestown Lady came around, she leapt at the chance to join up. Now she's looking for a chance to make herself indispensible. (As a navigator, perhaps?)
Ship: 2
Weapon: 1
Allure: 0
Sword: 1
Health: 0