Now that Riff has returned from another dimension, is it Torg's turn to hire the stripper?
When Torg returned after 'That Which Redeems', I wanted him to tell the story. I know it would have been awkward and messy with lots of screaming - because of the mess behind the couch. I also understood why the story couldn't be told. It would be a very un-funny moment in a comic that has consistently brought the funny despite multiple grand adventures. Now Riff returns, and he just spills it. Just like that.
Well, I feel guilty for doing this, but I wrote a fanfic where Torg does find a way to tell Zoe what happened in the Dimension of Nice.
It has moments, but no, it's not particularly funny.
(Alternate) Heart of my Heart
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