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 Post subject: Superpowers!?
 Post Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:24 pm 
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Can turn electricity into rodents

Can see through people

Can remember reading something as if she just read it, if she then immediately reads it (if she doesn't proceed to read it, then what she remembered was a more boring version of what she expected to find)

Can see a fourth color, between red and green (improved spectral distinction between things that look yellow due to alternating red and green, and being a flat yellow)

People around him can talk with dogs (but he can't)

Attracts flies. At will, like a powerful magnet.

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 Post subject: Re: Superpowers!?
 Post Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2018 7:03 am 
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Can talk to inanimate objects. They can hear but can't talk back.

Can insert a USB the correct way, first try, 95% of the time.

Can travel backwards in time at a rate of 1 second/second.

Can bend plants to their will. The plants can't do anything supernatural.

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 Post subject: Re: Superpowers!?
 Post Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 6:32 am 
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Steave wrote:
Can insert a USB the correct way, first try, 95% of the time.

I want this one.

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 Post subject: Re: Superpowers!?
 Post Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:57 pm 
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Precognitive warning about bumping into objects that will not accelerate until bumped (stubbing toe on a brick, etc.)

Can use extremities as a vacuum cleaner (dirt does not pass through the skin; air is expelled from another extremity. Recommended to put a filter on the inlet hand or foot).

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 Post subject: Re: Superpowers!?
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Able to leap small buildings in somewhere between 3 and 7 bounds.

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 Post subject: Re: Superpowers!?
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Stronger than an G-gauge model railroad locomotive? Faster than a bullet carried by someone who's speeding?

Well, that's pretty danged fast, actually.

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 Post subject: Re: Superpowers!?
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Able to bend copper cable with his bare hands.

Able to change the course of small brooks.

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