Correct answers are worth one point; Once guessed the quote should be colored.

This is the OP. I reserve the right to add quotes to the OP whenever I feel like it. NO BONUS POINTS. (To simplify the math, if we hit padlock.)

Please try to add two quotes when you correctly guess one.

Sniping: If someone guesses a movie correctly, but does not provide replacement quotes, credit can be stolen by someone else if they guess the movie and provide replacement quotes first. I would advise players to add quotes before their guesses are confirmed to insulate themselves against this once this rule is in effect.



OP.1 " That is such a 'Samantha' thing to say. " Thom Solo
OP.2 " Of all the gin joints... " quantumcat42
OP.3 " 'Krueger!' 'Well, it ain't Dr. Seuss' " quantumcat42
OP.4 " He was also the most shameless exhibitionist since Barnum & Bailey. " Thom Solo
OP.5 " A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... " kitoba
OP.6 " 'Do you like children Maria?' 'Oh yes, Mother, but seven?!' " Inspiration
OP.7 " Begin. "
OP.8 " Miss. Daisy, I'm trying to drive you to the store. " kitoba
OP.9 " No. This sucker's electric, but I need the 1.21 gigawats to generate... " Jorodryn
OP.10 " 'Did you order our meal to go?' 'No. Why? ' ' Cause THERE IT GOES! ' " kitoba
OP.11 " Now you see Lone Star, evil will always triumph because good is dumb. " Jorodryn
OP.12 " NYPD means I will knock your punk-ass down! " Jorodryn
OP.13 " Gracie is pregnant. " drachefly
OP.14 " Retire? Who'd support my mother and father? "
OP.15 " You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. " LeoChopper
OP.16 " '...and there was much rejoicing.' 'Yaaay.' "Jorodryn
OP.17 " This is how I did it, Anton: I never saved anything for the swim back. "LeoChopper
OP.18 " 'I remember you being a lot bigger.' 'To a ten year old, I'm huge. ' "Jorodryn
OP.19 " Are you threatening me, Master Jedi? "Jorodryn
OP.20 " Off to the cupboard with you now, Chip. " Jorodryn
OP.21 " Damn Mrs. Pearce, damn the coffee and damn you! " Solara Hanover
OP.22 " I put at button on it. Yes. I wish to press it, but I'm not sure what will happen if I do. "
OP.23 " Remember, trust the fungus. " Steave
OP.23 " 'Can't get lucky every time. ' 'You can be smart every day, though. ' "
OP.24 " Like I said, he asked for my lunch money first. Good thing I brown bagged it. "
OP.25 " 'You mean you could've taken your hand out of that cuff at any time? ' 'No, not at any time, only when it was funny. ' " quantumcat42
OP.26 " You've got a nice flat head, flat-head. " LeoChopper
OP.27: " Please! What kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name their team The Ducks? " Baconbotsforever
OP.28: " No... wire... hangers. " Jorodryn
OP.29: " You were right about one thing master: The negotiations were short. " quantumcat42
OP.30: " Shark still looks fake. " Steave
OP.31: " 'They're idiots. ' 'They've all been knighted.' 'Makes it official then.' " quantumcat42
OP.32: " 'Promise me something.' 'Anything sir.' 'Never try to save my life again.' " Solara Hanover
OP.33 " Achilles, heel! "
OP.34 " I worked my mojo to counter their mojo we had a cross mojonation and their heads started blowing off. " Jorodryn
OP.35 " Fear will keep the local systems in line-- fear of this battlestation. " Jorodryn
OP.36 " Doris, I want you to pick me up now. I don't want to discuss it. Pick me up. He pulled a knife on me - a kitchen knife! It was still dirty from breakfast! "
OP.37: " Are you boys in the space program too? "
OP.38: " He once got lost in his own museum. " quantumcat42
OP.38: " 'A Hemi?' 'of course!' "
OP39: " If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico! "







Drink a can of varnish, and pray for blindness. -- Old Sluggite Proverb

OP.2 is definitely Casablanca.

Assuming that to be correct:
QC.1 "You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" Jorodryn
QC.2 "We don't have to be friends. We're family."

The first one is from Samantha?

FWIW I am going to be very selective in the quotes I guess. I added a softball, by the way.

The Sound of Music

Assuming correct:
insp1: "This guy is like Gandhi, but better. He likes puppets!"

insp2: "I read Sylvia Plath. I listen to Bikini Kill. I eat tofu. I'm a unique rebel."

I'm not ashamed to eat the low-hanging fruit.

OP4 - Star Wars IV: A New Hope
OP8 - Driving Miss Daisy

KIT1 - Inconceivable! - SH (Princess Bride)
KIT2 - when what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting whatever it is you've got left.

KIT3 - The world was stunned today by the death of Diego Ricardo, the youngest person on the planet -STEAVE (Children of Men)
KIT4 - Can you dig it? Can you dig it? CAAAAAAANNNN YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU DIIIIIIIIIIIIIG IIIIIIIT?!

I think OP7 is "The Matrix" but I'm not sure.

Speaking of low-hanging fruit...

kit1: Princess Bride
kit4: Shaft? I'm fairly sure on that one.

SH1: You know, for kids.- Steave (Hudsucker Proxy)
SH2: Oh, hey. We're rehearsing a - a scene for the upcoming company play called uh, Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me. It's a musical.- QC (Monsters Inc.)
SH3: Please understand, if I missed anyone, it's been a big day. I'm a little tired.
SH4: You all wanna be looking very intently at your own belly buttons. I see a head start to rise, violence is going to ensue. Probably guessed we mean to be thieving here but what we're after is not yours. So, let's have no undue fussing.- Jorodryn (Serenity)

Dr. Strangelove: Or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb.



Serenity

@Jorodryn, you owe us 4 new ones.

@SH - "Shaft" is not the movie I was looking for. Perhaps more properly the quote should be

KIT4 - Can you dig it? Can you dig it? CAN YOOOOOOOOU DIIIIIIIG IIIIIIIIIIT!

I was waiting on confirmation they were correct, though I am pretty sure they are.

Jor 1: "You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you." QC
Jor 2: "That rug really tied the room together. " QC
Jor 3: "Meatloaf Again?"
Jor 4: " 'I love you Sorsha?' I don't love her, she kicked me in the face! I hate her... Don't I?" Thom Solo

I admit that two of them are probably gimmes.

Yup, Dr. Strangelove!

SH2: Monsters Inc.
Jor 1: Clerks
Jor 2: Big Lebowski

QC.3: "You don't understand anything, man. Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!" inspy
QC.4: "God help us, we're in the hands of engineers." GH
QC.5: "Run for it? Running's not a plan! Running's what you do, once a plan fails!" Jorodryn
QC.6: "Yes folks its true. I said I'm gonna go hump the fridge."
QC.7: "This is not my vagina!"
QC.8: "An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind." -- "No, it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. How's the last blind guy gonna take out the eye of the last guy left?"

Jor 4: Willow

TS 1: "What a clean old man!" - drachefly
TS 2: "I miss green. The grass, the trees. I love green!"

I think that's referring to Paul's Father, in A Hard Day's Night.

If I'm right...

DF 1: marsh melons
DF 2: Who are those guys? - Kitoba

DF2 is "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid"

KIT5 - "Mommy, am I gonna die?" "Oh, no, baby, no. You're not going to die. They are. "
KIT6 - "I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up"

Dumb and Dumber?