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Post Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:21 am |
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Abraham Lincoln was only two feet tall, and gained his reputation as a man of stature through careful rumor-mongering and trick daguerreotype photography.
Cats are the leading cause of Type 1 Diabetes.
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Post Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:26 pm |
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NP completeness concerns the nutritional content of algorithms.
Logorithms are useful mathematical constructs, but have trouble balancing checkbooks.
Fermat's Last Therom ends in aaaarrgggggghhhh!
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Post Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:57 pm |
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waffle wrote: NP completeness concerns the nutritional content of algorithms.
Logorithms are useful mathematical constructs, but have trouble balancing checkbooks.
Fermat's Last Therom ends in aaaarrgggggghhhh! did you know that waffle's been taking too many mathematics courses? (I actually think fermat's last conjecture end's in a "heheheh... this problem will plague mathematicians for YEARS! BUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" thankfully it's been solved)
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Creativity-Null wrote: waffle wrote: NP completeness concerns the nutritional content of algorithms.
Logorithms are useful mathematical constructs, but have trouble balancing checkbooks.
Fermat's Last Therom ends in aaaarrgggggghhhh! did you know that waffle's been taking too many mathematics courses? (I actually think fermat's last conjecture end's in a "heheheh... this problem will plague mathematicians for YEARS! BUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" thankfully it's been solved) Yes, but in a different way than he would have.
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Waffles posts are followed by a tread derailing 98% of the time unless his post occurs on a Thursday in which case chance are increased by 2% or on the 13th Nov when chances decrease by 2% but if 13th Nov falls on Thursday chances increase by 393 672%
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Post Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:13 pm |
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If one collected all the ants in the world into one place, it would form a ball as large as the Mile High Stadium in Denver, immediately attack Hammond's candy factory, get a massive sugar rush on all those candy canes and lurch wildly across the great plains, leaving a wake of death, destruction and little AA fliers everywhere.
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If one collected all the ants in the world into one place, it would form a ball as large as the Mile High Stadium in Denver, immediately attack Hammond's candy factory, get a massive sugar rush on all those candy canes and lurch wildly across the great plains, leaving a wake of death, destruction and little AA fliers everywhere.
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Post Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:17 am |
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The zombie apocalypse was actually prevented by a researcher remembering to wash their hands.
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Post Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 5:26 am |
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Mischievous does not actually rhyme with devious. (You may have known that, but I just learned it the other day! In my defense, I do not often encounter the word. Especially in its written form.)
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Post Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 6:49 pm |
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LobosSolos wrote: The zombie apocalypse was actually prevented by a researcher remembering to wash their hands. ...followed immediately by another researcher headshotting patient zero.
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Post Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:57 pm |
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The reason ghosts don't wear shoes is that it would keep them from floating. Adventurous ghosts will keep a pair handy in case they need to explore underwater.
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Post Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:15 pm |
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Strawberry jam is the best jam.
Midnight Oil's Peter Garrett is seven feet tall and a member of Parliament.
Cats hate being put in tiny costumes -- unless the outfits are white tie. They also like fedoras and monocles.
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