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 Post Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:18 am 
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Come on in! Did you bring food and booze? The potluck table's over there. And the jacuzzi's in that corner. It's just got water in it right now ... but that could change!

Anyway, welcome! Enjoy yourselves!

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 Post Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:29 am 
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Huh. I didn't know Llefser was a cyborg.

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 Post Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:48 am 
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Yay, a party!

So I've bought some biltong along... where do I put it? That table there? Thanks.

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 Post Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:04 am 
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Well, I made my traditional potluck chicken casserole, so I'll put it over here next to the biltong... and I mixed up a couple of pitchers of Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters. Let's get this party STARTED!!!

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 Post Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:30 pm 
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The door opens...
Guests turn to see the new arrival...
chaosman sprints across the room, naked, and does a cannonball into the jacuzzi.
After the tremendous splash subsides I pop up out of the remaining water and announce "The party has officially begun!".

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 Post Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:34 pm 
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A long black jacket walks from another room on big black boots. Suspended above the jacket a pair of black sunglasses and a black fedora. Somewhere amongst all that black there must be a person but the shadows give nothing away. The fridge opens and becomes a fridge less one bottle of porter. The black coat takes the porter and the shadows back to the room it came from.

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 Post Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:04 pm 
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With a gust of displaced air Zillatain appears out of nowhere. The Shadow-Steave grabs his hat as it is about blown off, and moves somewhat quicker to the adjacent room.

Some party goers stop and look in seir's direction. Others don't even glance over. A few start edging towards the exit.

Looking back at the at the other puny humans, Zillatain says, "So, this is where the party is at... Not bad."

"I brought twenty eight kilos of my eight-layer bismuth cheddar dip and a large bag of arsenic pepper potato chips. Where do you...oh, never mind. I see it."

Walking over, sier places the bowl of dip and a gigantic bag of the chips on the table. The table gives out a groan in complaint, but holds. Leaning back upright, sier catches a glimpse of Chaosman. "Um, I'm not sure who I should be telling this to, but that human is never going to get cooked at this rate. The water temperature is much too low. I can fix that right now, if you want." Looking around, "Whomever that may be in charge of this."

EDIT: corrected underline word to be italics


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 Post Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:33 am 
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*munches on some biltong and chips*

We should probably eat a few of these snacks before the table collapses...

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 Post Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:40 pm 
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"No Zill," says chaosman quickly "the temperature is perfect for the intended purpose." "Which is definitely not cooking me!" he adds.

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 Post Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 12:22 am 
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The fat man walks in... looks around... "hey everyone, is everyone welcome?"

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 Post Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:03 pm 
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The new guy walks in.

"Hey, is this a private party or can anybody join?"

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 Post Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 2:05 am 
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Zillatain looks at the newcomers, "Sure come in, its open to everyone. The fridge is loaded with poisons, the rickety table over there has some various consumables, and there is also some improperly cooked raw chaosman sitting in the large pot over in the corner. I wouldn't recommend the chaosman."

"Help yourself, and try not to step on any of the landmines."

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 Post Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 4:15 pm 
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Zillatain wrote:
Zillatain looks at the newcomers, "Sure come in, its open to everyone. The fridge is loaded with poisons, the rickety table over there has some various consumables, and there is also some improperly cooked raw chaosman sitting in the large pot over in the corner. I wouldn't recommend the chaosman."

"Help yourself, and try not to step on any of the landmines."


Landmines? How 20th century. I didn't realize this party was retro and stuff.

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 Post Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:02 pm 
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"Retro? No, you misunderstand. There were already in the room and nobody felt like moving them for the party. Also they make loud noises if stepped on, and the neighbors might complain."

"Hmm..." Zillatain pauses in thought. "Wait one moment." Zillatain disappears.

A few long moments pass...

Zillatain returns. "You can do what you want with the landmines now. The neighbors won't be complaining. Um, I mean, we don't have any neighbors. Never did. Don't know why anyone would think we had any neighbors."

"On an unrelated note, I brought more food. Some spicy shredded soylent red, with tortillas and various toppings. Probably would go great with some boiled chaosman, but that doesn't look like it is going to happen anytime soon."

Now where to put it...

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 Post Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:55 pm 
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So who is up for some land mine diving?

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