It has now been 2 weeks since the last caption contest, and as I was winner of the last one, I'm up for the first pic, so here we go...

The Russian air force implements new cost-saving measures.

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In Soviet Russia, warplanes fire you!

Way to end the contest early, Grillick.

Yeah, I was gonna post something in here but there is absolutely no way I could come up with something better than that starter.

Worrying that they were going to be obsoleted by drones, the human members of the USAF decided to entrench themselves into every possible opportunity remaining.

Behold the pinnacle of precision munitions.

Ahem,
This is whst you get when you let Nick Nolte train an Air Force.
*ducks*

Billy Bob's last words were "Hey y'all, watch this!"

Frikkin' budget cuts.

Breaking news: The Air Force really can find a job for anyone

Sick of getting laughed at by that satan spawn canine, Avery's duck hunting techniques became more and more drastic.

Ideas to make the A-10 even more fearsome to ground troops continued to come up short.

If you look at this picture and think to yourself 'hell yeah Saddam, take that.' You might be a redneck.

Person on the Street: "what are those things on the wing for?"
Bill Engval: "Those are used to carry special forces into combat. Here's your sign"

This idea for the new smart bomb was rejected under the theory that if they allowed themselves to be strapped to the wing of a plane then they probably weren't smart enough.

SEAL Team Six finally declassifies their preferred method of insertion.

We all know that military hardware is built by the lowest bidder, but this is ridiculous.

OOG: I doubt that I'll get it, because all the others are so full of win.