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 Post subject: Re: Bookerdash II
 Post Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 1:30 pm 
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Funky Honky wrote:
Also, Sunset Towers makes me think of a book that I was read while in Elementary School and I have to ask. Does it end with a younger girl winning the "prize" by playing the stock market? If not, anyone have any idea which book I'm talking about, because I couldn't tell you what it's called. It's very similar to what was described there with a bunch of people invited to a competition, possibly a couple murders, some woman writing POLISH short hand notes and that's about all I've got.


Yep, that's "The Westing Game"!


Thanks K!

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 Post subject: Re: Bookerdash II
 Post Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 4:39 pm 
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And away we go!

1 wrote:
Sometimes I like to picture a field returning to nature after we leave it behind. One day soon, new grass will poke up through the dead flattened circles beneath where our tents now stand. The songs of birds and frogs will replace the harsh sound of Father's insistent patter. Even the trash we leave behind us will blow away or rot --or so I assume. I've never seen it happen.


2 wrote:
Daddy always said that blood is thicker than water.


3 wrote:
I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists. I accepted, of course. There was no initiation ceremony. It was better that way


4 wrote:
Mi verso al valiente agrada:
Mi verso, breve y sincero,
Es del vigor del acero
Con que se funde la espada.

My verses are solely for the brave
My verses are brief and sincere,
They sing with the strength of the steel
Found in the blade of a sword


5 wrote:
Nilbert Plymstock, eighteen-year-old scout leader, third grade, killed the engine and clambered down onto the damp, mossy ground.


6 wrote:
In the desert, the night is beginning.
The sands disgorge the heat of the day
and secrets and dead men's bones.
Everything is beginning in the black star-spattered sky.
Your chains are iron and your boots are iron
and your blood is iron and your gun is iron.
First the ore and then the dark red rust.
Everything is beginning in the deep burrows of the earth.
With every step you begin a new journey.
At every meal you begin a new hunger.
In the desert, the day is beginning.
Soon you will begin to take your last breath.

- from the journal of Javier Acasta Gutierrez


7 wrote:
"Pistachio boogers," said Jamie, and we both giggled again.


8 wrote:
"When your mama was the geek, my dreamlets," Papa would say, "she made the nipping off of noggins such a crystal mystery that the hens themselves yearned toward her, waltzing around her, hypnotized with longing. 'Spread your lips, sweet Lil,' they'd cluck, 'and show us your choppers!'"



9 wrote:
When I was seventeen, I had no idea that poets had gangs.


10 wrote:
We were good friends.

No. That's not true. I'm saying that because I'm sentimental. I didn't have any friends outside my family.

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 Post subject: Re: Bookerdash II
 Post Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 5:46 pm 
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That was hellaciously difficult. I second guessed myself several times --partly because there seemed from my judgment to be 6 for GL and only 4 for the other book. So either someone was being cute or one of the ones that I thought was GL was really the other one....

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 Post subject: Re: Bookerdash II
 Post Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 5:58 pm 
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Hoo boy, this round is going to be the death of me.

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 Post subject: Re: Bookerdash II
 Post Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 6:05 pm 
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kitoba wrote:
That was hellaciously difficult. I second guessed myself several times --partly because there seemed from my judgment to be 6 for GL and only 4 for the other book. So either someone was being cute or one of the ones that I thought was GL was really the other one....

Same here.

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 Post subject: Re: Bookerdash II
 Post Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 3:06 am 
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Maybe I should set up a dartboard, label the sectors "Inspiration" "Stan" "Kitoba" and "Llefser", and throw the darts. Any landing in Llefser's quarter this round will be taken as genuine.

I'm not sure I could do much worse that way.

...on the other hand, if I didn't get two in each quarter I'd have to keep rethrowing. And what are the odds of me getting two in each quarter, especially given that I'm not sure I can hit the dartboard with any regularity?

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 Post subject: Re: Bookerdash II
 Post Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 4:18 pm 
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:oasis: For all the complaining about how difficult this round was, you guys still managed to skunk me.

kitoba wrote:
Sometimes I like to picture a field returning to nature after we leave it behind. One day soon, new grass will poke up through the dead flattened circles beneath where our tents now stand. The songs of birds and frogs will replace the harsh sound of Father's insistent patter. Even the trash we leave behind us will blow away or rot --or so I assume. I've never seen it happen.


Stan Cold's pick for Geek Love, giving a point to kitoba. Correctly identified by inspiration.

Stan Cold wrote:
Daddy always said that blood is thicker than water.


Correctly identified by CCC, inspiration and kitoba.

Roberto Bolano wrote:
I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists. I accepted, of course. There was no initiation ceremony. It was better that way


The Savage Detectives. Correctly identified by Stan Cold for two points. :kzk:

kitoba wrote:
Mi verso al valiente agrada:
Mi verso, breve y sincero,
Es del vigor del acero
Con que se funde la espada.

My verses are solely for the brave
My verses are brief and sincere,
They sing with the strength of the steel
Found in the blade of a sword


Correctly identified by Stan Cold. Everybody else thought Stan Cold wrote this, perhaps due to his entry the first time I was dasher?

CCC wrote:
Nilbert Plymstock, eighteen-year-old scout leader, third grade, killed the engine and clambered down onto the damp, mossy ground.


Correctly identified by inspiration and kitoba.

inspiration wrote:
In the desert, the night is beginning.
The sands disgorge the heat of the day
and secrets and dead men's bones.
Everything is beginning in the black star-spattered sky.
Your chains are iron and your boots are iron
and your blood is iron and your gun is iron.
First the ore and then the dark red rust.
Everything is beginning in the deep burrows of the earth.
With every step you begin a new journey.
At every meal you begin a new hunger.
In the desert, the day is beginning.
Soon you will begin to take your last breath.

- from the journal of Javier Acasta Gutierrez


CCC's pick for The Savage Detectives, giving inspiration a point. Correctly identified kitoba and Stan Cold.

inspiration wrote:
"Pistachio boogers," said Jamie, and we both giggled again.


CCC and kitoba both picked this for Geek Love, giving inspiration two points.

Katherine Dunn wrote:
"When your mama was the geek, my dreamlets," Papa would say, "she made the nipping off of noggins such a crystal mystery that the hens themselves yearned toward her, waltzing around her, hypnotized with longing. 'Spread your lips, sweet Lil,' they'd cluck, 'and show us your choppers!'"


Correctly identified as the opening of Geek Love by inspiration for two points. :kzk:

Stan Cold wrote:
When I was seventeen, I had no idea that poets had gangs.


Correctly identified by: nobody.

CCC wrote:
We were good friends.

No. That's not true. I'm saying that because I'm sentimental. I didn't have any friends outside my family.


Both inspiration and kitoba picked this for The Savage Detectives, giving 2 points to CCC. Correctly identified by Stan Cold.

inspiration was the big winner this round with six points: 2 for correctly identifying Geek Love, threepoints for fooling kitoba once and CCC twice, and a point for correctly identifying the authors of three of the remaining six false openings.

Stan Cold earned three points this round: 2 for correctly identifying The Savage Detectives, plus a point for correctly identifying the authors of half the false entries.

CCC earns two points this round for getting both inspiration and kitoba to vote for one of his openings.

kitoba comes in fourth, earning one point for correctly identifying half of the false entries.

Here are the standings:

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Order of Dashers: inspiration, CCC, Llefser, kitoba, Stan Cold

Scoreboard:

inspiration 11
Llefser 11
Stan Cold 8
CCC 5
kitoba 5


Next dasher: kitoba

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 Post subject: Re: Bookerdash II
 Post Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 4:28 pm 
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CCC wrote:
We were good friends.

No. That's not true. I'm saying that because I'm sentimental. I didn't have any friends outside my family.

I love this opening. If it were a real book, I'd totally read on.

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 Post subject: Re: Bookerdash II
 Post Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 4:56 pm 
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Hmmm. I started out with a nearly perfect listing, but then CCC really messed me up because I identified both of his entries as going along with Geek Love. So then I changed all my answers. :kzk: And insp tripped me up in any case because her entry didn't sound like her.

At least I finally fooled someone this round. I don't think that's happened yet in this whole game!

Phantom bonus points to anyone who identifies the real source of my entry for RB.

I agree with insp on CCC's opening, btw.

PS - watch this space --I'll edit in my books if no one else posts between now and then.

EDIT: The books!

I wanted to go with "Their Eyes Were Watching God" which has the single best opening of any book I know, but it's too well known a book and the opening is far too memorable. So instead we have:

"The Mouse and His Child" - Russell Hoban. A windup toy consisting of two mice --a father and a child forever dancing in a circle --somehow makes it into the wider world, exploring the mysteries of existence, living out the fate promised them by a prophetic frog, and fighting off the villainous Manny Rat, all while searching for their own personal Holy Grail, a self winding mechanism that will emancipate them from the necessity of being set in motion by outside forces.

"Hairstyles of the Damned" - Joe Meno. 90's teenager Brian discovers the joys of punk rock and the rebellion it represents while simultaneously navigating the mysteries of a love-hate relationship with his overloud, overweight best friend Gretchen.

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 Post subject: Re: Bookerdash II
 Post Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 10:24 pm 
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I should have gone with the dartboard. I could have done no worse.

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 Post subject: Re: Bookerdash II
 Post Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 12:54 pm 
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CCC wrote:
I should have gone with the dartboard. I could have done no worse.


Did you deliberately do two Geek Love entries to confuse the competition? 'Cause if so, it worked like gangbusters!

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 Post subject: Re: Bookerdash II
 Post Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 3:19 pm 
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The Mouse and His Child sounds so familiar, but I don't recall anything about it! :bert:

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 Post subject: Re: Bookerdash II
 Post Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 9:44 am 
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Waiting on g and Stankhold for entries....

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 Post subject: Re: Bookerdash II
 Post Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 9:53 am 
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kitoba wrote:
Did you deliberately do two Geek Love entries to confuse the competition? 'Cause if so, it worked like gangbusters!


No. I did deliberately try to confuse the competition, but I did not deliberately do two Geek Love entries.

However, now that I know it works, and on you specifically...

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 Post subject: Re: Bookerdash II
 Post Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 10:33 pm 
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I have all the entries, but I'll be late proceeding with the round... see "Flash Fiction" for a link to the reason.

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