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 Post subject: Re: Radioactivity
 Post Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2016 8:32 pm 
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Perfect for slipping out of string quartets for a drink without the audience noticing.

A radioactive balloon: the more ballast it carries, the higher it flies.

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Perfect for extreme BASE jumpers.

A radioactive gas station: the underground tanks never go empty

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It will keep us going until Mr Fusion TM is invented.

A pair of radioactive cufflinks: twice as good as the single cufflink mentioned earlier.

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Useful for parents, teachers, prison guards... you name it!

A radioactive tear-off calendar. If you take a page, you remember what you did on that day.

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Useful for anyone writing their memoirs.


A radioactive bubble wand: it lets you bubbles in polygonal shapes.

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They stack more easily that way (depending on the shape).

A radioactive card table. The house always wins.

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 Post subject: Re: Radioactivity
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Useful for buildings who like to gamble.

Radioactive spaghetti: capable of holding an infinite amount of sauce per forkful.

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 Post subject: Re: Radioactivity
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...tastes a bit dry, but surprisingly filling. Not very healthy, though.

A sheet of radioactive paper - whenever you turn it over, you find a clean side to write on. (Good luck finding the stuff you previously wrote, though).

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Good for writing self-destructing messages.

A radioactive keyboard (plays music, types AND holds all your keys)

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 Post subject: Re: Radioactivity
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Good for playing some background music while you stay up all night typing your term papers. (Provides a nice green glow to see your notes by, too.)

A radioactive toothpick. Gets the food out from between your teeth ... when your teeth fall out.

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 Post subject: Re: Radioactivity
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Useful for cleaning said teeth so that they can be turned into dentures.

A radioactive ferret shock pill. It cures ferret shock induced by the return of a long lost sluggite.

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 Post subject: Re: Radioactivity
 Post Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:56 am 
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Useful now, it seems.

Radioactive seeds. They grow into a random plant instead of whatever it germinated from.

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 Post subject: Re: Radioactivity
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It really messes with Monsanto

Radioactive teacup. It never goes empty.

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 Post subject: Re: Radioactivity
 Post Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:34 pm 
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I just wish it was tea that it was filled with.

An infinite supply of radioactive coffee - it tastes even more bitter than regular coffee, and neither sugar nor milk help moderate that taste.

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