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 Post Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 8:39 pm 
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Today!, We are cancelling Injustice!


I've never seen a film with such cheesy lines delivered so believably.

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 Post Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:30 pm 
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Really enjoyed the phrase "Chasing the Rabbit". No idea how they managed to get the actors to go through that scene without busting up laughing.

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 Post Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 1:00 am 
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Steave wrote:
"Yeah, you might want to train with them a little bit considering they're significantly more effective than punching or waiting for your firearm to charge. In fact we probably should've just replaced your hands with swords though I guess then you couldn't pick up boats."

My mind kept telling me that a real cargo ship wouldn't hold together well enough out of water for anything to club anything else over the head with it. I also kept wondering why, if guided missiles couldn't kill a monster, punching them in the face with several tons of metal would be an improvement.

And also, if there were any survivors on that boat before it was used to bash a monster, there sure weren't any afterwards. I guess wossisname learned his lesson about putting his life in danger to rescue civilian vessels. Nope, much better to use them as blunt weapons.

I also wondered why everybody in Hong Kong's dress sense had time warped back to the 1960s. And why they were speaking the wrong dialect of Chinese. And why, if a monster destroyed the city at some point, and we rebuilt it with completely unrecognizable and far more exotic architecture, we'd keep our "pedestrian precinct" road signs exactly the same.

I also wondered whether the cheesy dialogue would be any more believable if the whole movie (and by that I mean the human characters) were animated. And I decided no, probably not.

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