Admit it: you have a plan. You know exactly what you would do in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

So, what will you do when the meteor/virus/chemical weapon/wizards come and reduce the majority of the world into a lumbering mass of hungry undead?

Most likely die.

Well I live right next to Fort Detrick, which is home of the United States Army Research Institute of Infectious Diseases, so I'll probably be right by either ground zero, or the place that they send people to cut open and find out what's going on.

In any case, I'm driving down to my buddy Rob's, where he and his father have more firearms than fingers to pull triggers with. Some fifty plus. Obviously I'll call on the way to see if they need anything looted from the 7-11 on the way, and so I don't get blown away on arrival.

What FB said, assuming I become one of the faceless 99% of the population that needs to go down in order to feed the ranks of the zombie horde.

Kill myself before they get to me. I friggin HATE zombies. I will be so happy when TV/videogames/movies finally get bored of zombies.

That's the most... lethargic response to this question I have ever seen the denizens of the Internet create. I am befuzzled.

The restaurant at the top of the Calgary Tower. Good view, lots of food, easily secured entrances (shut off elevator, block stairwell). Either that or going to my in-law's place in the country where they have some guns and not too many large windows.

We should form our own Zombie Battle Plan. What it is we would do if we were all in one big group and working together towards the purpose of survival. Anyone interested?

Well, considering our varied locations throughout the world, the first thing to do is to have a meeting place. It would give us something to strive for after the horrible undead end.

Er- I've been considering running a simple Zombie RPG game for the past few days. This is entirely appropriate and oddly timely. I assume you guys would be interested?

What kind of Zombie RPG are you planning on running? Is it going to have a campaign with a story or is it going to be a survival game where we run around collecting supplies, fortifying shelter, or otherwise doing everything within our means to stay alive?

I think I'd go to my parent's house with the vegetable garden, antiquated tools gathering rust, and a great view in all directions from being on top of a hill. There's enough guns, ammo and tools there for us to last long enough to either get rescued due to our proximity to DC and Mount Weather, or die quickly for the same reason. I'd be around the people I love in my final moments, and likely be able to prevent us from joining the horde, so I'm ok with it.

Every building in Israel has a bomb shelter. The solution is simple. Hole up in our bomb shelter. Simple as that.

No plan can survive a zombie apocalypse. There's only one possible way to survive when the very dead rise up to attack...

...improvise.

And keep a journal of the attacks. That way, even if I die, future survivors can learn from my journal.

Well, I do have my sword collection, not a huge amount planned aside from that. Oh, and need to work on the cardio :D