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chaosman
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Hexnut wrote hexnut wrote: ...the token moron sitting in a room with business/management types... To which Axel replied AxelFendersson wrote: Something is wrong with this phrase. He he he he
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From the Carradine, McMahon, Fawcett, Jackson, and Mays (aka what's with all the dead celebrities?) thread. baconbotsforever wrote: Ed McMahon now sits at the right hand of God. Until the next guest comes, when he will slide one spot down the couch gracefully.
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chaosman
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Post Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 3:58 pm |
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From the What if your kid was the bully? topic in which weatherwax asks how to change your childs bullying behavior Skitz replied. Skitzophrenik wrote: Why would you? If I have kids, I'm gonna teach them that what is best in life is to crush their enemies, see them driven before them, and hear the lamentations of their women. Like Conan taught me. Not helpful at all but quite funny.
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chaosman
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Post Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:34 pm |
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Surgo has had a couple lately. From the R.I.P Sci Fi topic in response to angrysunbird wrote: I don't get the anger. Surely this calls for more of an eye-rolling. Ill-advised rebranding seems to inflict any organisation, from massive accountancy firms to small wildlife refuges (serious, this has the city I live in up in arms). Its an annoying waste of money, but little more. Surgo replied Surgoshan wrote: The reason for the anger is this:
Imagine that you're not a person who goes out to bars. But you find this bar where you fit in. Everyone there drinks the same drinks, they get your jokes, you fit in.
Then one Friday you head over there and you find that it's no longer your dingy hole-in-the-wall. Now it's cheap stools have been replaced by bright red ottomans, the music is now aggressively popular, and the walls are bathed in baby-blue-fluorescence. Instead of the somewhat tubby 30-somethings who enjoyed your Monty Python references, you have air-headed 20-somethings who are there to see and be seen.
In short, a place you used to love to hang out has been gutted so that it can be... just another place.
When you don't feel comfortable most places, the few places that are comfortable become that much more precious. This is the origin of nerd-rage.
Sci-Fi (SyFy) used to be about "Hey, we're geeks, too.", but their recent 'transformation' is a deliberate affront to what was once their core audience. In short, they're spitting in the faces of those who made them what they are. "Geek isn't good enough. We want the pretty people." Great explanation here! and from the Happily Married People do exist! topic in response to a statement about God's will Surgo said Surgoshan wrote: Anyway, God can do what he wants. If Christians try to do it on his behalf, I'ma get pissed. Full of win!
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Thank you! I enjoy being appreciated.
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Possibly the best use of redundancy that I've seen in a while. Subject: The FamilyKea wrote: Novae D'Arx wrote: Hell, a little skeptical investigative journalism would tear these bozos a new one... Kea, you know anybody who'd be game for that? What? Why do you keep asking me these things? I live on the other side of the world. I wouldn't know a Washington blograker if one clubbed me over the head wearing a T-shirt that said "I'm a Washington blograker". I don't even read 4chan!
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chaosman
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Post Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:55 pm |
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That was pretty good. Made me laugh.
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This was a clever set of posts in USCGthat made me giggle. Stan Cold wrote: Captain America punches Hitler.
Lieutenant Wow kicks Osama.
There's a natural balance here. Grillick wrote: Osama is trying to come to the United States on a raft from Cuba now? Steave wrote: Clearly not right now. Lt. Wow hasn't enlisted yet. Stan Cold is obviously a pre-cog. Stan Cold wrote: I'm like that. 
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This one made me lol. Nice one Surg: Surgoshan wrote: Steave wrote: Surgoshan wrote: that's the parents' job. Then they should bloody well start doing it! SO YOU AGREE WITH THAT DEMOCRAT PRESAINGT AND WANT TO SOCIALIZE PARENTING!>!@
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chaosman wrote: Princess Bride refferences automatically count in the awesome catagory. FreakyBoy wrote: Duke Leto wrote: Inconceivable! You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. You keeled my father, prepare to die...
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chaosman wrote: This was a clever set of posts in USCGthat made me giggle. Stan Cold wrote: Captain America punches Hitler.
Lieutenant Wow kicks Osama.
There's a natural balance here. Grillick wrote: Osama is trying to come to the United States on a raft from Cuba now? Steave wrote: Clearly not right now. Lt. Wow hasn't enlisted yet. Stan Cold is obviously a pre-cog. Stan Cold wrote: I'm like that. the sad part is that i misread it like 8x and thought you guys said obama... and i was about to say i voted for him...
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This will one day be Exhibit A: Malice wrote: You would have to live knowing that the possibility exists that you are seriously disappointing the god of the wolves every day you don't wake up and murder somebody. Subject: Islam on Capitol Hill
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Post Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:19 pm |
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Crazed123 wrote: Kea, that's because many womens' garments don't actually have a purpose. There's more to the post, but frankly, what's funny about context?
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chaosman wrote: This was a clever set of posts in USCGthat made me giggle. Stan Cold wrote: Captain America punches Hitler.
Lieutenant Wow kicks Osama.
There's a natural balance here. Grillick wrote: Osama is trying to come to the United States on a raft from Cuba now? Steave wrote: Clearly not right now. Lt. Wow hasn't enlisted yet. Stan Cold is obviously a pre-cog. Stan Cold wrote: I'm like that. what i find most funny about this is that now, instead of the coast guard, i'm enlisting in the air force. but it is also amusing to see a thread you started make it in this one...
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