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 Post Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 6:48 pm 
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I logged in this morning again for the first time since when?
I remember reading about demon kittens getting milked, but then
Threads tangled so dense I couldn't unwind,
Made daily reading a little unkind,
I just dropped in to see what kind of comic defenders defend.


Perhaps not quite to tradition, but needs must.
I actually searched high and sometimes low to see whether any news of megatomes might be had in these new golden days. I have the two, and held out these many long seasons in hope of more. I didn't want a frankenshelf of books, but I think I am now hopelessly behind.

If anyone could kindly point me to what forum or place would be best for such enquires, I would momentarily be in their debt. I apologise if I repeat a question often posed. I did make an effort to look around all curtains and nooks.

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 Post Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:40 pm 
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Welcome to the forum Sovereign!

I'm sorry to say, there will never be a Mega-Tome 3. The Mega-Tomes came about due to the first 6 books being out of print at the time. But that's only part of the reason.

You may not know it, but the first 6 are laid out completely different from any of the the books from 7 onward. They are not as wide and much shorter in height. All of the strips were in black and white, so no color for the Sunday strips. Also some things were omitted/altered to fit a specific page count, or so I've heard. I never actually checked. Though I could since I do have them...

Anyway, I see that you did some preemptive poetry. So I need to go and find you a gift. Please wait.

...

...

Hope the wait (and the violent shaking of the building and muffled explosions) wasn't too excruciating, but I finally found something: A galactic modem!

You just jack it into your brain with the supplied hammer and you will be surfing the Galaxy Wide Interdimensional Lattice in no time. You will be amazed that all of your answers can (probably) be answered. You will be amazed at how many different species out there you can have lively conversations with. You will be amazed at how quickly your brain will be hacked and turned into botlattice to attack sites. You will be amazed at how much porn there is and how unfathomably high quality it is. You will be amazed how amazed you will be amazed.

Enjoy!

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 Post Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 5:26 pm 
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Um. My gift to you is this SLOW. CLAP. for that Poem. Bye!


*Returns to Relative Obscurity*

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