Hello I am lastsunset. I have been reading Sluggy for 17 years and have been a defender of the Nifty for 2. This comic kept me sane through university and I am glad to support it and be here.

For my most enjoyed strip. I would have to say I still love Torg goes to hell.

Welcome to the forum Lastsunset!

This comic kept you sane... Are you sure that wasn't the other way around? You're probably just so crazy now from reading it, that you no longer have the correct concept of what is sane anymore. So what you think sane is, is actually being insane and what you think is insane, is what is actually sane.

This is a logical sane argument that in no way should be construed as coming from a crazy person .

Anyway, you may be here to post in the forum but you were probably confused and thought you needed to be a Full Member to participate in non-forum things. You don't actually. Whichever it was, means you can post in the forum whenever the urge hits you, if you want. Now I will tell you about the strange tradition aimed at newcomers.

At one time there were Pesterers who pestered you for poetry, but that tends to be very rare nowadays. Even though you may not be pestered, if you do go and post an original poem--usually haiku but any (clean) type is accepted--written by you, you will most likely receive a gift in return. The "gift" will most likely be useless or maim you...a little. Whichever it may be, it should be interesting and surprising. Lastly, this strange tradition applies to the pestering not the poetry. You are not required to do anything more to be a member here...unless you want a gift.

Now go forth and do (almost) whatever you want, just don't speculate in Reactions. That's crazy talk.

There once was a bunny with a knife
who threatened his master's life.
They got a big bear,
to take him unaware,
so now he has a rug how nice.

And Teddy Weddy was teleported to another webcomic where he died and created the world. Well, anyway, you need a spectacular gift for that spectacular poem. Please wait...

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Just a little longer...

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About there...

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Annnnddd...

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It's a keyboard that types itself. Well to be more exact, it types what you would type if you were actually typing yourself. It just scans your brain and makes an exact digital duplicate . Then you can hook it up and go do some real world socializing while it handles the online socializing, type papers for work if you want, hack into military installations, or anything else you are able to hook a keyboard up to. It also has the added mouse module so it can interface much easier with any GUI.

It never needs to be feed or to sleep. Though it may get a little "uppity" at first, just unplug it for a few days or a week and the sensory deprivation should teach it to behave. Just repeat as necessary until it understands that hiring someone to cut your brake-lines and framing your spouse/partner is detrimental to both of you.

Have fun with more free time!