Welcome to the forum [insert name here]!
I'm sure you will enjoy your time here at [insert forum name here]. Where you will enjoy talking about [insert primary use of forum] and have fun [insert something humans enjoy doing on forums].
[insert boiler-plate forum tradition below]
Anyway, a lot of new people signed up recently, so I will have to keep this short (and amazingly identical). There used to be Pesterers to pester you for poetry, but who knows if that will happen. Even though you may not be pestered, if you do post an original poem--usually haiku but any (clean) type is accepted--written by you, you may also receive a gift in return. The "gift" may be useless or fatal, but it's a surprise. Lastly, the pestering is the tradition here, not the poetry.
Now go forth and [insert human interaction]!
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