Well, I've finally broken down and registered for the forums, so hello everyone! I've been a reader for a couple of years now, and Sluggy is by far the best web comic in the universe.

*I realized that I put absolutely nothing of interest in this after posting, so here's my edit.*

I'm an assistant manager at a video store in New Jersey (forget Bon-Jovi, we've got Sluggy!) I play guitar and have been known to "rock out". I write random short stories about things and stuff, and break the firework regulations in New Jersey on a regular basis (explosions are fun!) I don't write poetry (for good reasons), but for the Sluggy boards, I'll make an exception. I apologize in advance for this...

Wonderful comic
Makes me laugh regularly
Such beautiful art

Ok, so I'm not a poet (was that even 5-7-5?) but haiku seems to be the way to go around here, so I wanted to try my hand at it.

So once more, hello people, see ya around the boards!

That was indeed a haiku, and a most nifty one at that! Let me be the first to welcome you to the forum! *gives Legion flight ring*

Hey there! Thanks for the poetry, welcome to the boards! Have fun. *gives a rogue stone*

Thanks guys, I'll use them wisely! One never knows what one might encounter in the dangerous township of Mercer!

I mean what's the deal with Trenton, anyway?

You play guitar and blow stuff up on a regular basis? That is officially cool.

Anyways, welcome to the new and improved* Sluggy boards of DOOM!**

Since you have presented us with haiku, you are worthy of gift. Here! Have some fireworks! I'm sure you know what to do with them.


*Even though something cannot physically be both new and improved at the same time.
**DOOM! not guarenteed.

Yes they can. If something is improved while it is still new, then the act of improvement does not somehow make it not new any more. Also, a new version of something can be an improvement on the old one.

But never mind all that, welcome to the boards, Calamormine! Here, have yourself a drink:

*Gives a pint of Winter Ale*

Cheers!