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 Post subject: Hello.
 Post Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:21 am 
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Hi, new reader here. Have stumbled unto Sluggy few times, but never got into it. A week or two ago have re-found and re-read Yarncraft arc, and then binged entire thing (maybe skipping some stick-figure arcs and such) from the beginning.

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 Post subject: Re: Hello.
 Post Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:08 pm 
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Welcome to the forum Tylor!

How did you read it so fast? When I first read the entire Archives, there was only about ten years worth and it took me a month and a half... Of course, back then, connection speeds were much less and you viewed comics one day at a time.

Anyway [member's name here], now I will tell you about the strange tradition aimed at newcomers.

At one time there were Pesterers who pestered you for poetry, but that tends to be very rare nowadays. Even though you may not be pestered, if you do go and post an original poem --usually haiku but any (clean) type is accepted-- written by you, you will most likely receive a gift in return. The "gift" will most likely be useless or maim you. Whichever it may be, it should be interesting and surprising. Lastly, this strange tradition applies to the pestering not the poetry. You are not required to do anything more to be a member here...unless you want to possibly get a [name of harmlessly fatal item here] or some other type of gift.

Now go forth and do (almost) whatever you want, just don't speculate in Reactions.

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 Post subject: Re: Hello.
 Post Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 3:25 pm 
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I'm not good in English. But I was inspired by Happy Song from Scrubs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vEhWFlGe_w , and here it is


I like science, you like science
Let's do some science together!
We can make weather rainy or sunny
Or mutate some Funny Honey Bunny

I am crazy you are crazy
Let's go crazy together!
We can paint Everest blue
Or switch places of France and Peru
Or make mile-high picture of You
And put it on the top of Everest (that is now blue)

I am evil, you are evil
Let's conquer this world - me and you!
I have a base hidden in Kathmandu
And a laser on kangaroo
And an army of killer robots that do
"Chugga-Chugga, Choo-Choo Woo! Woo!"

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 Post subject: Re: Hello.
 Post Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:45 pm 
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Not bad, not bad at all. Pretty good actually. I'll go and find you a gift.

...

Here's a Time Machine for you!

I know, you are all excited about going to the past and seeing great historical events, but unfortunately this one does not do that. It only only goes towards the future. Somewhat disappointing, but it does come with a helpful strap you can use to put around your wrist.
Which is very handy so you will not lose it as you you move into the future as you watch it.

Also it has a feature that I don't believe is all that great, but you may disagree. The chartreuse button on the top, when pointed at someone and pushed will make the person cease to ever existed...in the future. As an added bonus, it has automatic time paradox protections built right in. Don't have to worry about about altering the time-line.

Oh, would you look at that! Time sure does fly when you are having fun erasing people! Enjoy!

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