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Orochi
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Post Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:50 am |
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oh come on! could the beard <i>be</i> anymore obvious?!
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Furi Kuri Dreamer
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Post Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:52 am |
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Exactly. And he uses reindeers because they remind him of his fallen comrade, Stu.
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ManinDarkness
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Post Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:53 am |
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What do the axes become? :P
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Orochi
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Post Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:58 am |
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actually, calix look almost exactly like saint nicholas (or whatever the original german santa was called) right now; and could the deus ex ovum come from uncle time?
of course, if this is all true, kada becomes mrs. claus. and her personality really is similar.
and obviously, the elves are b/c of the greys...
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Furi Kuri Dreamer
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Post Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:59 am |
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He abandons the axes, and seeks to redeem his violent past by giving gifts to the children of the world. HA!
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Orochi
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Post Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:02 am |
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and the alien dna revives his violent past!
or maybe he thought nerf weapons were the ultimate weapon too... with aim like that any projectile weapon is deadly... Calix is the bullseye of the sluggy universe!
incidentally, that means he can take out green arrow...
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Inonibird
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Post Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:04 am |
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Um...he cuts down...Christmas trees...with the axes...? Going out on a limb here, sorry, heh. ^_^;; ...hehe, get it? "Limb"? ...I need more caffeine.
Yeah, the beard pretty much settles it. Soooo...bringing in the "Calix+Kada=Torg" spec, since I support that, as well...does this mean that Torg's parents are the Clauses? That would be amazing/hysterical...and plus, it would explain the Torg/Bun-Bun connection, now, wouldn't it? Talk about cosmic irony...something I imagine is Uncle Time's specialty.
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Orochi
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Post Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:08 am |
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whats really great is that
A> calix=santa clause
B> kada=mrs. clause (probably)
good lord those two let themselves go...
I love the ellipsis, yes I do!
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Furi Kuri Dreamer
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Post Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:25 am |
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Well, at least in the case of Mrs. Claus/Kada, listening to Jingle Bells for a hundred and fifty years straight would probably be detrimental to her general health and well being, not to mention her figure.
http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=031214
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Marcellus
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Post Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:42 am |
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No, no, no! Such a situation would simply suck too much to be the case.
Hopefully Pete has simply anticipated your hypothesis and is throwing in such details to lead you astray.
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Furi Kuri Dreamer
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Post Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:48 am |
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Dude, the beard! And with all the double crosses that Bun-Bun pulled on Cow-licks in OU, this would explain why they are still mortal enemies in the present of Sluggy-prime, even though Leaf-boy has turned over a new leaf, as it were. IT ALL FITS TOGETHER!
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Furi Kuri Dreamer
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Post Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:54 am |
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Orochi wrote: actually, calix look almost exactly like saint nicholas (or whatever the original german santa was called) right now; and could the deus ex ovum come from uncle time?
Well, Zeus made the Ovum, but it's certainly plausible that Uncle Time delivered the last two of the eggs to Santa, given that he knows personaly what Bun-Bun is like.
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Marcellus
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Post Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:57 am |
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Rubbish! Calix = Santa just doesn't make sense. If Calix were Santa, why would he throw Bun-Bun into Timeless Space twice? Presumably he'd know that conditions were survivable there. Also, as Calix woud have had to escape Timeless Space to become Santa, and would realize that Bun-Bun also must have escaped at least once (as he continued to encounter the Bun even after he was thrown into TS), one would think that he'd have realized that throwing someone out of time isn't necessarily the best way to get rid of them, and thus would opt for a more permanent solution, e.g. bringing his boot down with great force upon the weakened Bun's wee skull.
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Inonibird
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Post Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:04 am |
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Marcellus wrote: Also, as Calix woud have had to escape Timeless Space to become Santa, and would realize that Bun-Bun also must have escaped at least once (as he continued to encounter the Bun even after he was thrown into TS), one would think that he'd have realized that throwing someone out of time isn't necessarily the best way to get rid of them
HE threw Bun-Bun into Timeless Space the FIRST time. "Isn't that what you said the last time you tossed him into that void, dear?" Whether or not Santa is Calix, he would surely know that Bun-Bun escaped Timeless Space/wherever non-Calix Santa would think Bun-Bun ended up. So what WOULD be the explanation for him throwing him out of time yet again? (...does this make sense? it's making my head hurt, gah!)
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Grendle
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Post Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:06 am |
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If Calix is Santa, then that would answer the question of when the 1st time he threw Bun-Bun into the OU.
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