It was the day before Christmas eve
There was an eerie silence throughout the forum
Nary a moan could be heard from the basement below
All of the monsters chained up were suspiciously quiet
They must be plotting I most definitely thought
I ran down the stairs as fast as I dared
Stopped in front of the doors made to survive nuclear war
Slowly and methodically I unlocked the doors
Swinging open the door there was a sight to behold
Monday was out of its chains and just sitting on the floor
Reading a contraband book out loud to the others in cages
All were all listening intently as the indecipherable words were spoken
It would be a picturesque scene if I ignored one small detail
The Necronomicon was summoning Cthulhu for a holiday visit
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