Did you know that if you spell Monday backwards, it spells Yadnom? Which is a word that makes no sense whatsoever.

So that means Monday should not be a real word as well. It's a very elaborately worded conspiracy to force people to go to work by making people think that the weekend is only two days long instead of the actual three days!


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I'll have to take note of that.

Yad → Йад → Яд → Poison. Nom = Nom.

Beating Schlock to death with a dirty toilet plunger would probably take a lot of strips.

If Schlock's nanites can repair his damaged hand, why didn't they repair his eye years ago? He got them from Crabtree, so it's not like they made a snapshot of him in the future after Bun-Bun shot his eye out.

Believe in something, even if it means EMPing everything and beating an old man to death with a dirty toilet plunger.

Just do it, Riff.

Apparently Riff has forgotten how far into the future 4U city was, and he seems to be having trouble separating the realities in other ways as well. But hey, if he shuts down the ship it will also shut down the self destruct and he and Schlock will have time for a nice long RECAP

"Old. Like ollld" sometimes, when Riff is focused on one thing, his logic fails him in other areas.
He certainly has contingent plans for other eventualities.
Besides his age, Schlock hasn't denied Riff's other accusations.

Young schlock got shot by bunbun then proceeded into a future with nanites and kzk, then traveled back in time and changed things so that kzk was defeated, ultimately causing dr Crabtree to get killed by an emp. Any snapshot of schlock would have one eye.


But i think in 4u, there were "level one" nanites that just helped a little, then "level 2" nanites that had snapshots and reboots, then "level 3" nanites that worked well and had no reboots. It seems likely that our schlock never had anything beyond level 1

For some reason that made me laugh out loud. And yay, Riff's notes return!

My usual experience with activating EMPs is that I am stuck with 6 very angry red-outlined people who are willing to respond and 5 very passive-aggressive blue-outlined people who aren’t.

tacocat -> tacocat

Also. I laughed pretty hard at the note too. What a standoff!

I thought "newer" nanites are the ones with resets, and "no reboots" ones are previous version? It's just that no one was allowed to have "no reboots" nanites unless you are the one who controls the city.