The woman was falling very rapidly towards the ground. As she was doing this, she was thinking how disappointed people were going to be when they heard about her demise. 'Did you hear about what happened to Clara? She got too close to the edge of the building, slipped, and fell to her death. The idiot.'
As these thoughts were still coursing through her hyperactive brain, when suddenly something slammed into her body and knocked the wind out of her. But wait, that wasn't the ground... Something had hit her and she was now going back in the opposite direction she was falling just seconds ago. She had no idea what was going on.
Before Clara could process what was going on, she was back on top of the building. Looking up she saw this,
being, that was dressed in strange colorful clothing. It loomed over here with its arms akimbo looking...heroic?! "Who... Who are you!?!"
The being
glowed with heroic presence. It looked down down at her and boomed, "I AM THE GREAT VILLAIN
TUESDAY."
"You saved my life! Thank you thank you, I don't how to repay you Great Vill... Villain? What do you mean? You're a hero. You saved me!"
"I CAN NOT STAND BY AND SEE SOMEONE FALL TO THEIR DOOM..."
"That's not something a villain wou- *OOOFF*"
After kicking her off the roof, it continued, "...WHEN I WAS NOT PART OF IT."
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