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 Post Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:34 pm 
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Yodimus_Prime wrote:
And so, with the passing of this man and his antenna hat, we mark the end of an era. A man who has been with us from the start. Which is to say, he sat at the table with the bad guys even though he wasn't invited, because nobody really had the heart to kick him out. Also because Daedalus didn't allow guns in the meeting room. And he stayed there, at that table, as faces changed, people died, plans were hatched, more people died, and so on. Again, mainly because people just didn't notice he was still there, or they assumed he came with the decor. We thought he would last forever, but lo, all good things must come to an end. Indeed, all utterly mediocre things as well.

Roberts, nobody will miss you. I don't think anyone even liked you. But we WILL miss what you represented: unchecked corporate spending, insular client-hostile thinking, total aversion to transparency, runaway over-classification of what should be public information, and most of all: egregious, decadent levels of flagrant nepotism so extreme it required a specialized form of cloning to execute.

Godspeed, frozen corpse of Roberts. May your travels in orbit around the Earth be safe, and free of satellite trajectories that would cause me inconvenience while watching TV.


That was beautiful man. I feel slightly better about his death having gotten to read that!

 Post Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:47 pm 
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At least he exhaled screaming his hatred at frog. That increases his chances of brief survival, but he doesn't have long and that pause from Frog and Schlock sure isn't doing him any good. In fact, they probably used up all the time they might have had to save him there. Though it was probably impossible to get to him that quickly anyway.

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