There once was a mod for our board,
Overrun by a large Sluggite hoard.
It seemed their protest
Was the lim'rick contest
Appeared to be largely ignored.

Whoa! Hold back the hoards!
Mods are not responsible
For the limericks.

Mods use the haiku
What you seek is an Admin
Speak to the Thyla.

Things have been busy
For the Sluggy staff lately
Offer alcohol

I would not make such a gaffe
As to threaten the good Sluggy staff.
I just want to remind
In manner most kind
And also to give you a laugh.

I thank you so much for your care
And the time you so gen'rously share.
I assure you that this
Is not just a butt kiss--
Have you done something new with your hair?

To Thyla I make this request:
We'd feel most abundantly blessed
If you'd find some time
To look at our rhyme
And then take a well-deserved rest.

I'm working on it, I'm working on it!

Thyla is working on it,
So don't be an impatient git.
It won't ruin the fun,
It'll be done when it's done,
Unless she hands it over to Rit.

I know that I'm prob'ly a pain,
And modding must be quite a drain,
But it's been many days
Since the mad lim'rick craze,
And with no results we remain.

(Just a reminder. )