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 Post subject: Ode to Retardo-Boy
 Post Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 12:35 pm 
 
Post your poetry commemorating the events of March 02-03 here :)


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 Post Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 12:41 pm 
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An epic limerick, from a witness

The Hack

A story now must now be told
Before memories get dim and cold
Of how one dark night
There was a great fight
Between the Community, and a fool too bold

Now profanity shall not be used
To describe him, though he did abuse
Such language at all times
because to such a small mind,
To speak naughty words brings great amuse(ment)

An idiot with an IQ of 21
thought that he could have a bit of fun
He came to our forum
Attacked them and tore them
Broadcasting the fact he was dumb

So the boards disappeared part by part
Our shock turned to rage in our hearts
For we did see
Our new enemy.
And thus the stupidity starts

For he stayed near us to gloat
Insulting posts and links he had wrote
But, you must see
We dont lose easily,
So we decided to rock the boat

We fought back with wry humor and quips
He soon found he was facing great wits
His tricks he did try
Adding words to our lines
We showed we wouldn't lose to twits.

Then next he pretended to be Pete
Claimed that the hacking had beat
The will out of him,
the comic he'd end,
We came back and said "yeah right, you freak"

He behaved as if nothing was wrong
Trying to remove our bad notes in his song
Yet he couldnt keep up
our jibes wouldnt shaddup
So he gave up his Pete impressShon

Yet even now he still behaved repulsively
For you see, in the mind of a Script Kiddie,
Wrong is always right
His insults have great bite
So he behaved just like he was age three.

We knew that we just couldnt face
Him directly, for hed just erase
Anything we'd say
to ruin his day,
But he still needed to be put in his place

But how to influence the mind
Of one who refused to comply
with logic and sense
He played his pretense
Like he was relevent, how wry!

So next we started to play games
To show him who he had tried to tame
Our quick wits and posts
He couldnt keep afloat
So he started to rant, increasily lame

And then finally the end was in sight
Tom's message said all would be set right
Now for the board we shall wait,
we hope Retardo-Boy's fate
Could involve beatings and being set alight.

For a lesson somehow must be learned
To hackers, dont you ever return
the sluggites shall find you
And when they so do
A trip to D.O.P. you have earned

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 Post Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 1:03 pm 
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And now... a word from our sponsers.


Brain Rot


Although that night I was not there,
Sir Jared did explain to me,
About the fool that did not care,
And tried to set some demons free.

Retardo-Boy I missed the fun,
That you brought to these boards,
Had I met you I would have bought a gun,
And set upon you my bunny hoards.

Of all the hack jobs I have seen,
Of this one I must say,
It was the weakest in it's sheen,
And made me want to bray.

What drives the brain-rot of your kin,
to hack and tear and kill?
Prehaps the pimples on your skin,
or total lack of social skill?

In any case, I have to tell,
Before you start to moan,
All hackers will end up in hell,
and live thier lives alone.

But for one such as Brain-Rot Boy,
Who uses cheap programs to have his funs,
Your presance here only brought joy,
Because this community is armed with puns.

One day all your kind will pay,
and I shall be apathetic.
Before this ends I really must say,
You are truely quite pathetic.

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 Post Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 1:28 pm 
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When someone attacks us so brutally
And leaves our home in shambles,
Never shall we worry.
Know his true name and
Ever shall he be thought of,
Remembered as thus.

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 Post Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 1:50 pm 
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Wanker ^_^

Best. Poem. EVER.

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 Post Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 2:28 pm 
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Location: Estonia
Pandas, you know, don't live near here
A panda, you know, don't use computers
The pandas, you know, eat leaves
Here, you know, are no pandas!
Easter, you know, is not runned by pandas
This, you know, has nothing to do with you
I think, you know, that that's excactly your problem!
Can you learn from pandas, or you will come again?

Like pandas, you are stupid
Ooohh!! What's that!!?? (sorry for the interruption)
So, will you learn from pandas and stay away from here?
End of your life will come in peace
Right after you've moved far-far away from here

It sucks, doesn't it?

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 Post Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:30 pm 
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Help! I'm burning with goodness again!
Alteia is Portuguese for Marshmallow.
Case dismissed. Have Reakk flogged.
Ka-klik!
Everyone keep back. Just back away from the kitten slowly!
Riffington!

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 Post Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:41 pm 
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r et


hahahagoatfutoads--IAMNOTAS
CRIPTKIDDIE


ard oboy



ee cummings

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 Post Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:43 pm 
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Eh, you ok Marcellus? You don't look to good...

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 Post Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:43 pm 
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Blasphemer! :bert:

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 Post Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:17 pm 
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More then we'll ever know
Over us he desired to be
Ruling with an iron fist
Only he didn't notice
None of us has an IQ of 25

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 Post Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:40 pm 
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Summary

He turned up here,
Tried to be cool,
But Sluggy.net,
Played him the fool!

Thankyou. <bows>

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 Post Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:48 pm 
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A Haiku

The script kiddie came
And the sluggites they dissed it.
Sadly, I missed it.


POOOF
*Retunrs to Relative Obscurity*

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 Post Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 2:28 am 
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What, my lord, there was an attempt made here
To despoil the sacred lands of the boards?
By my troth, I knew it not, occupied
As I was with ninth week projects, papers,
And His Majesty, King Richard the Third.
T'is by his hand, my lord, that I come here
Speaking in such a strange and ryth'mic way.
But alas, tired as I am, I must sleep.
And enter those deep and mist-covered lands
Ruled by Morpheus, keeper of all dreams.

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 Post subject: Haiku
 Post Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 12:51 pm 
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Script kiddy runs wild;
Thinks it proves he's better than
The wastrel he is.

thankyouverymuch.

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